Service Dispatcher

A person who will climb over their SO to screw a technician

The Service Dispatcher booked 12 hours of work and called at 3 hours in to ask if you "needed something to do after lunch"

by SolaMemes December 29, 2024

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displatch

To dispatch messages in a sloppy or haphazard fashion, without due concern for detail, data integrity or the world around you.

Derived from a computer application where a misspelling of 'dispatcher' became symbolic of more fundamental attitudes towards the design and implementation of computer systems.

"Did you include the message displatcher? You need to include the displatcher."
"Why?"
"Who knows, it's always been that way."

by W. Gates (III) December 10, 2007

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