Disnexual

A person with a sexual appetite only for Disney characters and moments.

"I don't think Andreas is in to boys or girls - he just really likes Disney songs. I think he's Disnexual."

by Galaxyhand May 3, 2017

dismeasure

To intentionally measure incorrectly.

She dismeasured the sugar in that cookie recipe to make them taste bad!

by johnny panda August 13, 2012

disexlia

Dysexlia, or developmental sex disorder,1 is characterized by difficulty with learning to have sex fluently and with accurate comprehension despite normal or above-average intelligence.23 This includes difficulty with pornographic awareness, pornographic decoding, processing speed, pornographic coding, auditory short-term memory, language skills/verbal comprehension, and/or rapid foreplay.456 Dysexlia is the most common sexual learning difficulty7 and most recognized foreplay disorder. There are other foreplay difficulties that are unrelated to dysexlia.

the time you couldn't get her bra undone, I'd say you suffer from disexlia

by Disexlia boy October 18, 2014

Disexpectations

The feeling of not ever living up to an expectation or standard from a person of higher authority. The pressure becomes more excruciating than ever before, as one constantly tries their hardest to persuade the higher power of society that they are NOT worthless or inept of talent, but that they have that untapped potential of becoming exceptional. Unfortunately, the higher power strongly denies that this person made a change at all, and still views the person as one who will never grow or change. The pressure from this higher authority are like rain drops on the poor person's head, and at this instance, this person is in a tropical storm full of doubts and disexpectations. The character struggles to find a solution, because a solution with this higher power is about as probable as a pig flying from his constricted pen to the beautiful, free world. The character wants to be like the pig, and escape from the grasps of the higher authority. However, he cannot, because of his many disexpectations .

Because of his many disexpectations from the Baltimore Ravens, Joe Flacco has been constantly doubting himself, leading to his low self-esteem.

by amath80 August 27, 2018

dismerable

Cross between dismal and miserable, especially for describing cold grey rainy weather.

It was another dismerable day of grey skies and light rain, cold and windy.

by InkyStarr February 23, 2022

Dismember The King

a blackened deathcore band made up of two vocalist. who did i mention are in HIGH SCHOOL. with their guitarist and mixer Donny. with their fan base being called "The Holy Ones" based off their song "For I The Holy One".

man 1: yo, have you heard of Dismember The King?
man2: that death metal band based online?

man1 proceeds to dismember man2

by tdogino March 1, 2022

Dismeme

Attempting to verbally explain a meme to somebody, and as a result dismembering the humour of the original meme.

Person 1 “It’s like that meme, you know - the one with the guy who’s holding out his hand and there’s a butterfly”
Person 2 “Duuuude, stop now before you dismeme yourself”

by Rock_salad July 6, 2022