Wild Alaskan Dingbat

A shrew-like creature found mostly in the retail areas of the Anchorage, AK suburbs. It has a shrill, piercing, nasal call and is known to have large litters. The Alaskan Wild Dingbat is a fiercely territorial rodent and is known to react to stimulus with a wild barrage, often leaving it confused. Mates for life. Classified as Homo regressus.

Did you see that Wild Alaskan Dingbat on Fox News today? Wow her pelt is shiny! She thinks she's people!

by AdamAWright March 28, 2010

Dingbat Device

An object that the user thinks works, but really actually doesn't.

Did you see Nick had gotten one of those Q-link necklaces? He really thinks it helps his golf game.

Dude that's just a dingbat device. It's all in his head.

by Ohmanthatissotrue April 24, 2010

Nonsensical Dingbat

Someone who spouts of random nonsense that appears to sound intelligent, but rather the complete opposite.

"Did you see Crystal quoting scripture and how it somehow relates to God and homosexuality?"
"Huh? That girl is a nonsensical Dingbat}."

by HindertheJiner June 13, 2018

Dingbat

A nocturnal regular patron of the ding (casino) , usually high on meth and often panhandling or selling stolen property for gambling money

Man1: dude it's 3am, where can i get a used cell phone and some meth? Man2: lets go to the casino and hit up one of the dingbats.

by alleymic April 16, 2019

Dingbat

Dylan Tober on a daily basis

Tober was being a fucking Dingbat

by Ting Mon December 30, 2019

Dingbat

A dingbat is an incredibly stupid ass hoe who can’t keep their mouth shut and everybody hates them!

Woah! Look at that dumbass dingbat jones

by Dingus batious May 26, 2018

Dingbat

a person who says stupid things, or does stupid stuff. dingbats are generally stupid all together, and are usually friends with other dingbats. dingbats enjoy re-stating simple questions after they are explained, and not following simple instructions.

teacher- okay class, cut it out, and glue it in.
student- *glues in the entire paper*
teacher- are yu a dingbat? i just told you what to do!?

by olie bollie April 24, 2017