Dikfast

A word referring to the meal between dinner and breakfast, or a combination of dinner and breakfast. (Such as brunch, linner, etc.)

"Ooh, I think I'm going to have some eggs and steak for dikfast!"

by Alison February 20, 2005

dickfor

A commical term used to prove to one's friend that another man or boy does not have a penis.

John: Dude, that new kid is AWESOME!
Bill: No he's not he doesn't even have a dick I bet.
John: YA! Well can you prove it?
Bill: Sure, Watch this!
Bill: Hey you, new kid.
New Kid: Hey, What's up?
Bill: Your a Dickfor.
New Kid: What's a Dickfor?
Bill: Told you, John.

by Michecho December 27, 2007

dikometer

The ability to spot a lesbian. The same as gaydar but for lesbians.

Oh my God! I knew she was a lesbian! My dikometer so picked that up!

by vntrusso March 12, 2008

Dickfoot

There is only one known Dickfoot in existence. As a result of an unsuccessful science experiment, a hybrid between a human dick and foot was created (the balls are also attached). It lives, breathes, and is most notorious for its rabid, disgusting smell. If you happen to come across this horrid mutation, follow these steps:

1. Light a match (it smells).
2. Poor gasoline all around you.
3. Throw the match on the gasoline.
4. Run like hell.

Also, beware of the Dickfoot Cheese trails it leaves behind, they are highly toxic, and may be fatal if swallowed.

oh god, it smells like dickfoot in here...

by bukbukake May 29, 2009

disformed

When something is disformed, it is not in the form you would normally associate with it.
A proper confusing word that sometimes confuses the confusee.

Thats disformed!
(To be used in all circumstances, even when it has no relevance to the current sentance.)

by Dr T Happy May 26, 2006

dipfortress

n. (insult) related: dipwad
a dipwad of spectacular proportions, as though large and imposing walls of stone were constructed to prevent any admirable qualities or traits of value from positively informing a person's behavior or worldview.

Paul doesn't seem to understand how difficult it is to even be in the same room as him, or that despite all efforts even the most compassionate among us can't help but regard him as a dipfortress.

by adenb December 3, 2007

dikkop

a dutch word for a person (usually a male) with an extraordinary big head

F*ck off, dikkop
Woo! see that guy, he's a dikkop

by zakias666 February 24, 2011