dickpicker

A finger, or group of (dickpickers) fingers that crowd and/or invade without permission. Most appropriately used with the term, JACKFUCK...

"Get your dickpickers outta my fridge, JACKFUCK".

by Troy M. August 25, 2003

to dickpic

(verb) An act (allegedly) popularized by Brett Favre, to send a photo of one's own male genitalia to a girl in an effort to hit on her.

After far too many shots of tequila, my roommate decided to dickpic his hot lab partner, evidently hoping she would be overcome by desire and respond with a late night booty call.

by Leadpipe Mick October 15, 2010

dickpick

Noun. Meaning scumbag, loser, tool, asshole, etc.

I made it up myself!

That guy only pretended to like you so he could get head? What a dickpick!

by ell March 5, 2005

dicnic

refers to sex outdoors; often used to denote meeting places for clandestine sexual encounters among male homosexuals, but can be used for any sexual activity outdoors when (at least one) dick is involved.

"What should we bring to the dicnic?"
"Lube."

by Kirsten Council January 15, 2007

Dickicide

The act of intellectually and possibly psychically crushing a person who is so deeply, tragically incorrect about something that it can only be likened to atomizing the guy's dick with your own (larger and certainly superior) penis.

Dude 1: Hey Dude 2! Why don't you drop everything and read this new Twilight book instead of socializing with the guys and otherwise doing awesome things?

Dude 2: You must not have heard what you just said to me right now, because if you had you'd know that you just stuffed your own dick in a blender and asked me to punch the "Ice Crush" button with my johnson. You just committed dickicide, brosef.

by Nasty Lodi October 26, 2012

dickpicgram

A photograph of an erect penis sent over a social media site such as Instagram.

DarnellAMG55 sent me a dickpicgram on Sunday morning, but I was not able to look at it because the bathroom was full.
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by MuKangaroo July 17, 2016

National Dic Pic Day

Oct 27th - When a person send a dick pic to the person who sends them this word.

Send a pic ya dummy, it’s National Dic Pic Day

by Yumlucious October 27, 2020