Dickspense

Costs incurred by a male with the hope or expectation that they will result in getting laid. Costs can be tangible or intangible though they most often take the form of bar tabs, restaurant bills, and concert tickets.

"Man that redhead at the bar last weekend wrecked my dickspense budget for the whole month! What the fuck kind of drink costs $14 anyway?"

by Jimmy "Two Licks" Johnson June 3, 2016

Dickspacer

Same meaning as cockblocker. Person making a negative influence on you're chance getting a bitch.

I am trying to rizz up a girl but sebastian is such a dickspacer!

by Cmfnrs March 29, 2023

Darth Dickcake

The best insult of all time, there is no coming back from being called this

Darth Pancake... huh... more like Darth Dickcake

by Nonbianry Black SS Officer November 29, 2018

Poseidon's dickslap

Giving a dickslap with a sweaty dick covered with semen.

John gave Bernadette a Poseidon's dickslap after having sexual intercourse.

by Poseidon 5000 October 24, 2018

dicksipper

One who engages in gay sexual activity which evolves drinking cum

"Holy fuck I had no idea Roberto was a dicksipper!"

by Shatterpulse July 17, 2007

dickslapper 9000

this young and wonderful animal has a blue dick that can fly it also has a blue ass that can detach

your a dickslapper 9000

by Jaaroom March 9, 2017

dickscab

Derrived from prolonged sexual intercourse. Meaning that the person is irritating and unpleasent to be around.

"You are such a Dick Scab!"

by Chrispy January 27, 2005