Dicksquatch

Like a sasquatch but its just your dick! Fucking shave it or at least trim it jesus

Girl 1: how was your first time with Jordon last night?
Girl 2: eh it was fine, but it felt weird and prickly
Girl 1: whaa why??
Girl 2: he had a fucking dicksquatch

by foxyjade47 May 31, 2018

dicksauce

A derivative of "weaksauce" and "dick." Used to describe an event or outcome that is generally displeasing.

Did you see the pile of dirty dishes Fargus left me? That's so dicksauce!

Oh, dicksauce! I left my wallet at Thirsty Turtle last night!

by Dicksauce McGee June 8, 2009

dickshun

verb. verbal adj. When a girl tells you an elaborate story to avoid a second date

When she started telling him that her cat had a heart attack, Josh knew he was being dickshunned.

by Gregurff December 2, 2007

dickanany

another word for dick

just like punnany now there is dickanany

a girl walks into a club ,ses her friends and says im horny tonight i want some dickanany

by billelis April 24, 2010

dicksound

A fad word on the internet, origin believed to be poster "smiith" on saxperience. Meaning the sound of ones dick as it slaps on the forehead of ones lover.

OMG, I love dicksound! Like ballslap or buttwhack!

by MotherOfGod September 20, 2012

Dicksquad

squad of dicks
also known as losers

"yo, my roommates are dicksquads"

by charlesl0l March 17, 2009

Dicksand

A powdered form of dried-up sperm which is cut and snorted up the nose similar to doing cocaine. Usually distributed under false label, i.e. cocaine.

"Did you try a rail of Dan's dicksand? He cut up at least two lines." powder cocaine drugs sperm ejaculation cum snort rail dried up nose narcotics dicksand dick sand

by blondie533 January 11, 2015