nick the dick

A term typically used to describe a simple minded douchbag. Qualities includes a low I.Q, dead end job, fuck boy mentality and refers to one's self as a "pussy".

A "Nick the Dick" usually lives in a trailer park and is a typical wife beater. Sadly if females pursue to date said fuck boy....bring a magnifying glass with you...the penis size is far below the normal average.

"Nick the Dick" usually associates with other slow minded individuals due to low mental functioning.

"Hey Joe! Have you seen Nick the Dick?",

"why yes I have....Wait....do you mean that giraffe ass necked mother fucker?"
"Yep! That be the one!"

by Coolstorybro7 July 8, 2017

Nickel Dick

A dick/penis that is not worth a dime.

"How was your date last night, Joanne?" Asked Katie.

"It was horrible, he had a Nickel Dick." Joanne replied.

"Oh No! That must have been awful!" Katie exclaimed.

by Rikian February 23, 2010

nice dick

A statement given to one dude to the next if his game has earned him a hook-up, phone number, date, or money.

basically speaking: dick game proper

guy: "dude i hooked up with this girl an she gave me some gas money"
friend: "nice dick"

guy: "you know that girl from that last party? i hit it"
friend: "Nice dick

by Max Dickin May 4, 2008

Nick's Dick

Weak ass dick game. Like the worst dick you've ever had. Sex game straight weak.

Damn that guy was so bad in the bed, straight up was Nick's Dick.

by Sh4DoW665 April 21, 2018

nick’s dick

It is the biggest dick that any human has.

I like riding on Nick’s dick.

by Vans sk8 high December 19, 2017

nick dick

One of the only small empty vacant places in the universe.
Occasionaly, mistaken as a myth.

Dude, you have a nicks dick!!
Atoms are to massive where in nick dick

by Rob Roznowski September 5, 2008

nick dick

when ur dick is small cuz ur nick

got another nick dick last night

by 80 Carnage Caney February 19, 2019