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stop swinging your dick in my direction

Stop making sexual advances towards me at every chance you get.
Stop swinging your dick at me at every chance you get.
You can't keep swinging your dick in my direction ,I am not interested.

Stop swinging your dick in my direction , I am not a sexual object
by Heroyalness March 29, 2023
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sing on my dick

To give oral sex to a male, to blow a dude
Last night that thot came over to sing on my dick. I came in like 45 seconds.
by B Rabbit 8 mile October 13, 2016
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Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!

As the name suggests, "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!," Is used to describe a holy piece of shit, blessed by a hooker, stuck on a shingle that was shoved up the American President's Dick hole, with the piece of shit still on the shingle.
President: "Hey! Look at my Dick!"

Person 1: "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick! There's a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick hole!"

Person 2: "Hey... There is a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick Hole! That's proper word use!"
by 0hsh1t December 25, 2022
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Dickswing Get

To accomplish something awesome or very skillfully. Originated in the world of Dance Dance Revolution to describe a "AAA" score, but has transferred over to other activities.
Dude I made the best chicken sandwich ever! Total dickswing get!
by Mastapip October 20, 2009
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Dicksling

similar to a banana hammock; one who slings dick (Dickslinger); difficult situation to get out of
I got myself into a real dicksling
by thompkinsbrian June 9, 2009
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Dickstinger

A common strategy in the southeastern United States, where a native wasp is captured and released inside somebody's dwelling at a predetermined time to force them awake.

Most commonly a paper wasp or mud dauber, but occasionally a much more aggressive yellowjacket. The wasp will harass any sleeping guests ultimately preventing returning to sleep.
"Roy thinks he's going to sleep off that hangover, but I've got a dickstinger in a mason jar with his name on it."

"If they don't get up before 10AM, I'm releasing a few dickstingers in their room."
by Fascinus December 8, 2022
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Dickslinger

The version of "sword fighting" with 2 or more gay cowboys in assless chaps.
We were riding the trails on horseback and came across a few dickslingers.
by Foreskin Mc Adams June 18, 2020
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