Moon Dice

The shadow on the ground left by the shape of a man's testicles below his anus

man: 'Hey honey! Look at my Moon Dice"

Women: "John, the kids are watching"

by Gondor September 2, 2012

matt dice

The biggest dick you will ever meet

Me: swirling my ear buds apple

Matt dice : cuts them with a key

by jason corbett January 2, 2017

Andrew Dice Clay

Originally born Andrew Clay Silverman, he was a big fan of Lenny Bruce, the original dirty man insult comic.

Hickory Dickory Dock
Some chick was suckin' my cock
The clock struck two
I dropped my goo
I dumped the bitch off on the next block

by lonestar June 8, 2004

Roll the Dice

To take a chance. To risk exposing yourself to criticism by not following through on a task.

I should check each individual backup folder, but instead I will roll the dice and hope they all completed.

by Blazinga January 5, 2010

dicein'

A word used primarily during the 80's on the east coast. Meaning: Awesome, fantastic, outstanding, etc.

What?...You want to do a threesome?...Dicein'!

by Sha Grif Grif September 24, 2003

Dice fucked

This is what happens when you lose multiple armies to a smaller mass of armies in the online game Conquer Club.

I just got royally dice fucked by MadHippo
or
That piece of shit jazyjasper just dice fucked me.

by TWoods450 January 13, 2009

Dice's Law

"Dice's Law", short for "Dice's Law of Annoying Team Fortress 2 Memes", is an internet adage asserting that every meme that exists will eventually have an unfunny Team Fortress 2 version of it created. When such a meme is made, it is immediately unfunny and generally annoying to anyone except Team Fortress 2 players.

"John made a video of the Spy from Team Fortress 2 dabbing, thus confirming Dice's Law."

by Hi honey, let's talk June 4, 2021