The biggest snake to walk on this planet. Half albino and is a massive snake. Originated in New Egypt, New Jersey when he left the clan "Sausage Factory" because he would not be promoted to co-leader.
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In most cases, a single, lonely person desperately seeking attention and "internet reassurance." These people are so close to the bottem of the barrel of self esteem, that truely, writing unoriginal and hardly creative definitions for words or phrases - or making new words to define - helps them cope with their daily routine of social awkwardness and unacceptance.
More experienced UD Word Definers, will amend their definitions with stereotypical humor and/or try to use reverse pyscology by mentioning how "this definition will receive thumbs down for truthfullness" or "if this doesn't describe you, how come you're giving it a thumbs down right now?" (I.E. Urban Dictionary Loser)
The majority of words that would actually require a person to use urbandictionary as a source for information are by and large defined. Yet you people stop at nothing to make an internet name for yourself with your "TEH WITTY URB DEF YO!"
And no, I don't feel I'm even being remotely original with this definition. I, as a web surfing loser (thanks to my job), have read about 5 minutes of this website, and would much rather have a raging, drunk, shit-covered bum, rape me to death and skull fuck my corpse until the end of eternity, then to read anymore of these god-awful attempts at humor/originalism.
More experienced UD Word Definers, will amend their definitions with stereotypical humor and/or try to use reverse pyscology by mentioning how "this definition will receive thumbs down for truthfullness" or "if this doesn't describe you, how come you're giving it a thumbs down right now?" (I.E. Urban Dictionary Loser)
The majority of words that would actually require a person to use urbandictionary as a source for information are by and large defined. Yet you people stop at nothing to make an internet name for yourself with your "TEH WITTY URB DEF YO!"
And no, I don't feel I'm even being remotely original with this definition. I, as a web surfing loser (thanks to my job), have read about 5 minutes of this website, and would much rather have a raging, drunk, shit-covered bum, rape me to death and skull fuck my corpse until the end of eternity, then to read anymore of these god-awful attempts at humor/originalism.
Social outcast John, contemplating a mass homicide at his nearby school while disillusioned with his daily buffet of video games and internet surfing, stumbled upon Urban Dictionary, and was reassured that his life had new found meaning, as he now had perhaps a chance to fit in with other rejects across the world! Maybe, just maybe, John had a chance to become an UD Word Definer, and perhaps even get the coveted Word of the Day honor!!
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Person 2: My flatmate Mike has a case of devineity, he owes me 3 weeks rent and still wants me to loan him money to go out on fri night. The *@#$!!!
Person 2: My flatmate Mike has a case of devineity, he owes me 3 weeks rent and still wants me to loan him money to go out on fri night. The *@#$!!!
by Cherroes March 12, 2008
Get the Devineity mug.noun; an individual who frequently and repeatedly posts definitions on Urban Dictionary that are extremely opinionated and are usually intolerably annoying. They rarely give an accurate or informative definition of the word or term, but are usually nevertheless given high votes due to other users sharing their opinion. Slanted definitions usually include poor grammar, exclamation marks, and emoticons.
Scrubs - zomg totally the bes show evrrrrrrr! XD you all should totally wach it cuz is so funnnyyyyyy but also has good messgessss and stuf!
Scrubs - that show sucks balls and people who like it are queeros
Someone who leaves definitions like this is a slanted definer.
Scrubs - that show sucks balls and people who like it are queeros
Someone who leaves definitions like this is a slanted definer.
by PyrgusMalvae January 18, 2010
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this is a woman who looks like cruella deville(101 dalmations) but whos surname is actually devine!
she is someone who will stab you in the back faster than you know whats happening! especially if you have been friends with her!
be cautious when approaching this 'woman' if she has consumed alcohol as this is when her 'cruel'la powers come into action!!
she prances around her place of work wearing a plastic coat that looks like a bin bag, totally oblivious to the fact that no-one can stand her!
its quite amusing actually because she has no friends outside of work, coz she shit on them from a great height and she supposedly slept with another friends husband........
this is a woman who looks like cruella deville(101 dalmations) but whos surname is actually devine!
she is someone who will stab you in the back faster than you know whats happening! especially if you have been friends with her!
be cautious when approaching this 'woman' if she has consumed alcohol as this is when her 'cruel'la powers come into action!!
she prances around her place of work wearing a plastic coat that looks like a bin bag, totally oblivious to the fact that no-one can stand her!
its quite amusing actually because she has no friends outside of work, coz she shit on them from a great height and she supposedly slept with another friends husband........
holy shit....what was that?........ffs it was cruella (devine) and her knives stabbing me in the back!!
omg how am i going to pay my bills? now that cruella (devine) has stopped me from getting work to pay them!
shhh....can you hear that??....its cruella (devine) getting sacked by the care commission!! lol
omg how am i going to pay my bills? now that cruella (devine) has stopped me from getting work to pay them!
shhh....can you hear that??....its cruella (devine) getting sacked by the care commission!! lol
by watch out odd's about! September 5, 2009
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