tallahassee detox

To crap, cum, and sneeze simultaneously, resulting in extreme relief.

Got off work and gave myself a tallahassee detox.

by Chug CITY August 30, 2017

Stress Detox

Letting go of all life's stresses with sex.

Her: I am so stressed out.

Him: I know what we can do!

Her: what?

Him: let's have stress detox!

by Isiah Williams February 22, 2017

dick detox

when a person takes a break from dating men

I'm on a dick detox right now. I'm tired of dating!

by lumen August 18, 2014

facebook detox

Loser

i.e. Someone who pretends that they have better things to do than be on facebook.

Please see Betty Cox.

Katherine could never undergo facebook detox, even though she actaully is a loser.

by Bisky Burns March 25, 2007

banana detox

The morning after an intense night of boozing where your body is still shaking and the only cure is to eat a banana

oh shit did you see Cassie this morning? That chick had 30 shots last night and was shaking so bad this morning she needed a banana detox.

by RocketCovington July 17, 2009

detox to retox

Verb. To attend a hot yoga session following a night of excessive drinking for the expressed purpose of drinking again following class. Sweating will detox the body , then a person can retox without guilt.

After binge drinking, Nan suggested we all go to hot yoga in the morning. It's good to sweat out all of the alcohol. That way we can do happy hour after class. "We detox to retox!" detox re-tox binge sweat hot yoga

by Bad Nancie December 30, 2014

Dalton Detox

scene king from sacramento, one of the only kids with that hot mocha color, sings in electronica band This Love Exhaled and plays drums

myspace.com/16768136 -Dalton Detox's myspace

by scenehottie916 October 24, 2008