Get the FUCK out of my Delorean

A response to a comment that is completely unbelievable and/or ridiculous.

Jose: You know the chick you tried to go home with last night? Well, she sort of ended up at my house instead.

Ryan: Get the FUCK out of my Delorean!!!

by Ryan Hughes April 21, 2008

Jigsaw Deluxe

Named after the elaborate and torturous traps from the "Saw" film series, this can be considered the ultimate prank in which you defecate at the foot of someone's bed, ejaculate on to the light switch, vomit on the inner doorknob, and urinate at the base of the inner doorway. Ideally done when the victim is in the room but is deeply asleep or under the influence, such as to minimize the chance of interruption and maximize the interaction with each "trap."

I got so wasted at the house party; when I woke up I found my asshole roommate had given me the ol' Jigsaw Deluxe!

by Misogynistic Kitsune January 9, 2012

The Deluxe

Right after dropping a deuce you stand up, turn around and ejaculate on your log

I woke up this morning feeling horny, so I turned my morning dump into The Deluxe

by Conk5 August 23, 2018

effle tower deluxe

Just like an effletower but the girl is doing 69 with another girl. Usally on a coffee table, or another object that lifts them off the floor.

Dam I want in on the effle tower deluxe or me and my girl are up for and effletower deluxe.

by drako60 October 20, 2015

Deltrese

A name, typically paired with another mildly offensive word, given to someone who you and your friends dislike. The primary reason for assigning a Deltrese nickname is so it's possible to talk shit about them whether their listening to your conversation or not.

Brianna: There goes Dusty Deltrese again; when will she ever start wearing normal clothes?
Kaleb: I don't know girl. I just don't know.
Dusty Deltrese: Who's Dusty Deltrese?
Brianna: Oh, don't worry about it. You don't know them.

by professionalshadethrower December 21, 2013

Douche Bag Deluxe

when a persons douchebaggery exceeds the limits of all others, then they become a Douche Bag Deluxe. The Douche Bag Deluxe is at the top of the totem pole above all other kinds of douche bags.

Student 1: dude Vogler thinks hes so good at everything even though he sucks.
Student 2: I know, what a Douche Bag Deluxe

by THE GRIZZLER April 25, 2009

Deluge

1. Overwhelmed by something
2. (Technically a great flood)

I'm in such a fuckin deluge.

by Elbrus December 7, 2009