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deloitte

Deloitte is a form of slavery, however there are invisible chains that restrain people. The people who realize their destructive plight are usually the ones to quit or die, by that time it's too late. They are usually physically, mentally or emotionally scarred. Alcohol soon becomes a loving companion.
Joe works at Deloitte for 115 hours a day and although he has a family at home, he choses to go to the bar after work in order to forget the preceeding episode of ill treatment.
by Joe Smith May 13, 2005
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Delon

1. (noun) Person. Someone who is always smiling and watches cool youtube videos. Probably has alot of friends. Delons live off butter-chicken. They have awesome hair which look even awesomer when they wear hair-bands. They make you laugh and are pros at hugging. Are really good at playing the guitar.

2. (adjective) A Portugese word meaning huggable and making someone feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

3. A mispronounciation of the word 'lemon' due to a speech impediment.
"Hi I'm a super-cute, guitar-player, huggable, food-savvy male, but you can call me Delon for short"
by rastaduck March 21, 2009
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tom delonge

Tom DeLonge is the ex-singer of blink-182 and Box Car Race, he now fronts new band Angels and Airwaves (abbreviated to AVA).

He is eaily recognisable on record by his over-pronounced vowels. For instance, the line (from BCR's song 'Letters to God')
"I won't lie, I won't sin"
when sung by Tom becomes:
"OOiiiii won't looooiiii, Ooooiiii won't sseeeeaann".

He is a genius, though, and very quick to point out that he's probably the worst guitar player in the world.

He used to be hilarious and jokey, although since blink split up he has apparently had "an epiphany" and now has got a lot more serious in his bid to take over the world with AVA.

His nuts apparently taste better with fudge, and he claims to have the best looking ass in the world.
Crazy fan girl: OMMMGZZZ lyk Tom DeLonge is lyk SOOOOO hottttt

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Mark: Hey Tom, tell everybody what they do in the Phillipenes

Tom: We heard that in the Phillipenes, when a baby is crying, they suck on it's penis to make it be quiet. It works with me too: if I cry, suck me off and I'll shut up"

Mark: OK, Tom - shut the fuck up!
by pie_guy May 28, 2006
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DelBuono

adj. doing something that sounds like you are mature and responsible, but everyone knows you are doing it to be fake and get everyone to like you
"Why hasn't that boy gotten his license, he's already 18"

"He says that making a decision to drive a two ton killing machine takes time and practice"

"wow that's such a delbuono answer"
by luckystar33 December 24, 2009
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Delonculous

An adjective to describe delicious food. It is closely related to the words redonculous and delicious.
The porterhouse steak we ate last night was delonculous!
by Savxms September 3, 2014
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deloobis

The saltiest individual in existence. He can transform into emo deloobs where he puts his very large bleach collection to use.
Hey deloobis, can you tie this noose for me?
by Gamebriel64 June 15, 2016
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Delonda

A very open heart person who will go out the way for anyone
None delonda
by Ganhgang July 29, 2016
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