Deli Meat

Euphemism for flappy bits of female genitalia.

On howard Stern Jenny Mccarthy referred to her genital lips as "deli meat".

"That chick had a ton of deli meat!"

by tempura May 14, 2007

Deli-boss

An often infuriating and angry bully of a manager who takes delight in selling rancid meat products. Likes to take a disco nap in the arvo and refuses to swallow when doing a two dog shuffle

Hey, I had a really bad day in the market today. Whys that? The deli-boss made me eat a chicken pie made out of rancid turkey poo!

by Markpj April 30, 2007

deli whompus

When a girl takes a piece of lunch meat and puts it in her pussy and fingers herself with it then makes a samich with that same piece of meat.

Hannah and Journie sat down and enjoyed a nice Deli Whompus together after climaxing with the chipped turkey

by Billy Badass & Super Duper July 30, 2011

deli is open

-Refers to the fact that a girl is looking/ accepting suitors and hook up buddies.

-Especially when in pursuit of someone specific

Megan: Holy shit Maura, he's so hot.

Maura: Is the deli is open for him?
Megan: Fuck yes

by Marm the grandmother November 29, 2016

Deli Dockling

The act of two men placing their uncircumcised penis’ in each end of a deli sandwich tip to tip. The proceeding of meat on meat on meat creating a new condiment completes the beautiful ballad.

When Dave and Jon were found deli dockling their general foreman was unusually upset.

by BeerSaucer May 31, 2021

Deli Bitch

Conceived from "check out chick" the "Deli Bitch" is that poor sucker in the back supermarket who has to slice every bodies ham.

1. (Dept. Manager) Who's our Deli Bitch tonight?

2. (Customer) That Deli Bitch gave me woeful service!

by mickenz4567676 March 19, 2011

Deli roll

when you have a threesome with two jewish guys and a non-jewish shiksa

Works best with DP so the non-jew is in the middle

celaena loves those weinstein deli rolls

During my deli roll with shlomie and yitzi they both got mustard all over my chest

by yiddin October 21, 2012