Decorative Towel

Towels that the woman (or feminine man) of the house hangs up for decorative purposes (normally seasonal). You can not dry dishes with them, dry your hands with them, use them after a shower, or look at them too hard unless of course you want to get bitched at.

Woman: Honey where did my decorative towel with the cute snowman go?
Man: I used it to dry off the dog
Woman: WTF!?! THOSE TOWELS ARE TOO NICE FOR YOU TO BE USEING THEM FOR ANYTHING USEFUL!!!
Man: BITCH DON'T MAKE ME GIVE YOU A THIRD BLACK EYE YOU ALREADY HAVE TWO!!!

by Fugus June 13, 2012

deforktive

in programming the imperfect or faulty use of the fork() function (e.g. while(true) fork();), or just bad programming in general.

Man this code is really deforktive!

by mjpalm21 May 28, 2014

Decorey

A decorey is cute kind person that comes off shy but he gets all the girls 9 times 10 he likes to be along if you make him mad he will fell like you should not be in his life and strong kind smart you if you mess with a decorey you will regret it

Your cute decorey

by Y I op January 4, 2020

deformian

A person who looks and acts weird to a level that makes you question their belongingness to both society and humanity.

Yo dude I heard that the deformians were getting rowdy on the band bus.

by deformiancentral August 28, 2023

John deforeskin

Someone that has a small dick with a lot of skin.

My girl said her ex had a John deforeskin

by eatmydikandballs December 27, 2019

Zer0_DeGiorno

emits hazardous amounts of gay or means gay sex

hey! wanna have Zer0_DeGiorno tonight?

by moodybluesthechad September 5, 2021

deforesting

Taking the natural log of both sides of an equation

// deforesting of ln y = ln (1+x)
y = 1+x

by theBOXNIK May 11, 2023