Defius gravitus erctus

When your erection is so big it literally defius gravitus erectus to the point where it breaks the laws of physics.

Man 1:bro is that mount Everest?
Man 2: that bitch made me so drippy, I ‘Defius gravitus erctus’
Man 1: seriously bro you should get that checked out.
Man 2: well I know it ain’t no matchu picchu.

by Hangus-grapuss March 5, 2019

desousa

Desousa's are kind and sweet at first. Getting to know them more, they will become combative in your interests. They are emotionally, people smart and almost always gay. Yep, always homosexual. Never met a straight desousa.

Be nice to Desousa's or see "Dirty Desousa"

You see that couple over there?

Yeah, she's a total Desousa.

by Acorn Actual May 30, 2021

DeVous

French slang for “Of You” an old adage in reverence to the king, men had changed their last names to DeVous to state that they are for them.

Also a famous film maker named Daniel DeVous

“Je suis de vous roi.” > “I am of you king.”

Fun fact, if spelt:
“Je suis DeVous roi.”

As the name is spelt, it actually translates to:
“I am king of you.”

by DeVeDe October 11, 2022

Defusoon

Could mean anything. Sounds like the description of a volcano, or another natural disaster. Could also be an insult or just a way to negatively describe something. Mostly used as a way of accepting defeat.

I was going to admit defusoon enough I hate the cold.

by Ekalyggep October 15, 2023

Defoundationalization

That act of an idea or nuance completely redefining a concept, idea, or a fundamental basis in which a system operation on.

Einstien's discoveries lead to the defoundationalization of a lot of many myths about space and time, redefining it as a whole.

by FluffyPKK May 4, 2024

Defusing The Bomb

Welp... That didn't work, did it? I would say that you tried your best but... You really didn't... At all. Like... Instead of actually figuring out how to disarm the bomb or taking my word on it... You cried and kissed your pants and then when you went to cut all of the wires at the same time I TOLD YOU "Nonono! Don't cut all wires!" YOUR RESPONSE was "ThE tHiNg YoU sAiD bUt AbOuT yOu!!!! MUH KIDS! MUH KEEEEEEEDS!!! AAAAH! AAAAH!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!" And then you cut all of the wires any (while drenched in your own piss and tears) and it went off. I mean, I guess you should have cut the grey wire... Er... Wait, no! Medium grey! You have to cut the MEDIUM GREY wire- Or... Hmmm... 🤔 Was it the light medium grey wire? I'm not color blind )by the way) I just only use grey wire but shit... Which fucking wire was the ground!? Oh! That's it! It was the dark-medium light grey wire! That! That one... Was PROBABLY it... Yeaaaah...

Hym "So, how is you responding to 'Whether or not they know it they are manufacturing a mental illness by (both) stalking and harassing me in a manner that mirrors the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia and it's going to result in misdiagnosis, suicide, and/or I'm going to murder your kids" with doing the mental illness manufacturing in public in front of millions of people deliberately and for revenge because you don't want to have to admit I was right and ameliorate or even address my grievance and then your kids seeing your do that TO ME and thinking that it's a fine thing for them to do and then THEY DO IT to one of their classmates (just as arbitrarily) who then murders them all... Is 'defusing the bomb,' Dr. K? Really. Jordan? Dr. Jordan Peterson? What do you think? Does that sound like 'defusing the bomb' to you? And now we all need to pretend you didn't just blow up a bunch of kids, attempt to manufacture a mental illness it public and then cry like a bitch when you got exposed, and that you didn't do it deliberately for revenge for me saying that I could commit heinous acts if I wanted to in literally any direction I choose in response to this and I wouldn't even have to justify it. All so that, I would learn a lesson about... What again? What was the lesson I'm supposed to be learning? 'Don't feel bad about your kids getting raped and murdered because parents feel entitled to my servitude?' Is that it? Because... I learned it! You did it!"

by Hym Iam February 20, 2025

defussy

a word to describe a dangerously attractive, emotionally complicated man who radiates extreme bad boy energy and is able to rizz up any huzz he wants. a defussy is a man of extreme sexiness and mystery, very similar to the character damon salvatore on the vampire diaries.

"The second that man walked in the room, everyone could tell he was a complete defussy"

by sexyman_ian8 June 10, 2025