deckington

Having something "on deck" is when you describe that you have 1 or more of these items in your physical possession all the time

Do you guys have fidgets?
O yea man we got them on Deckington check out the selection

by Deckington July 4, 2017

Deakon

Usually a genuine person, usually ginger with the swag no one else has even seen before. He usually works in tough positions. But stares death In the eyes.

Girl 1: "wow check out all that ginger swag.
Boy 2: "I have developed a man crush"
Deakon "I bring all dem niggas to the yard"

by Alldembitches August 25, 2016

Top-decking

A house guest who defecates in one's host cistern, rather than, more conventionally, in the toilet, for comic effect.

Tony Blair and his wife Cherie were invited round by the Browns to congratulate Gordon on his appointment as Prime Minister. Cherie was furious because she never liked Gordon and wanted her Tony to stay on another 10 years. She said to herself : “I know, I'll fix 'em with a good smelly top-decking after the main course”.

by bromp May 15, 2008

Derkin

A special hot sauce made in Bubbas restaurant in Jackson hole Wyoming.

Customer-"can I have that special hot sauce you guys make?"
Waiter-"Oh, you mean our derkin? Sure thing!"

by Auznal December 22, 2018

go dealing

Go dealing is an urban euphemism for the word fondling.

"Dude, did you see that picture of him?"

"Yeah, he was really go dealing his crotch."

by flyingmintbunny May 12, 2014

Doakin

Can be used to describe a way of representin' what you got.
can also be slurred into any sentince that suits your heart, and can be used when and where ever you please. It can replace any word you want, and have any meaning you want it to have Let the doak flow!

"Andy, you are doakin' them lebrons!"
"thanks Mal youre doakin' it today too, almost as much as mackenzie!"

by andy n mal! July 25, 2007

desking

Performance of the sexual act on a desk, generally in a corporate office environment. Possibly an attempt by a junior member of staff to enhance career prospects. Often results from a mid-life crisis on the part of more senior management. Note - likely to end in career termination if caught.

Jim : That Elena in the office over there looks a dirty little minx.

Dan : Yeah .... she needs a good desking.

by KnifeVictim January 31, 2009