Dead Parrot Defense

When a lie or excuses is so blatantly ridiculous and unbelievable, the defendant has no choice but to stick to his/her absurd defense, disregarding all possible logic/laws of physics/obvious contradictions. Taken from the Monty Python dead parrot sketch in which a shop owner insists a clearly dead parrot is alive.

Tim got caught cheating on his girlfriend, but stuck to a dead parrot defense of she was an out of work actress and he was helping her with simulated sex scenes

by ArfNarfBarf August 5, 2010

Minister of Defense

A nickname for the famous Defensive End Reggie White, who played for the Green Bay Packers, and is the most recent Packers player to be inducted into the NFL Hall of Fame.

Guy watching superbowl XXXI #1:
"DAMN Reggie White got another sack! That's 3 tonight!"

Guy watching superbowl XXXI #2:
"Ya man, hes the Minister of Defense!"

by Packers Fan#1 February 18, 2009

nike defense

Running away from a violent confrontation, particularly using Nike sports shoes or where another person may resort to using a small arsenal to shoot his or her way out of it.

We was running low on ammo, so we used the Nike defense and hauled ass outa there

by Lior Bar-On July 13, 2004

Single Man Defense

When in a social setting, two single friends guard a friend in a relationship from those about the social setting making moves upon them.

John was about to be hit on by a drunk girl at the party, but Jeff and Bryan stepped in front of him and used the single man defense against the woman.

by Kraemdog January 14, 2010

Defense Curl

When you curl into a ball to avoid horrible trauma.

Brandon used Defense Curl when Jimmy was a faygoat

by Lysithix September 19, 2009

off ball defense

Bitch made Niggas who can’t guard you because they are ass

You play off ball defense don’t talk to me

by 2k20 March 19, 2020

Eichmann Defense

The claim that someone was "only doing their job" or "merely following orders" to excuse causing grief to someone else when they could have just as easily been helpful. Eichmann was the chief organizer of the Nazi 'final solution' to the 'Jewish question' and claimed (unsuccesfully) at his trial that he had only done what he had been ordered to do.

Car owner: I was only gone for two minutes, how could you tow my car?
Meter Maid: (smugly) I'm just doing my job.
Car Owner: Oh yes. The Eichmann Defense

Weasle line-manager: I stopped your merit award this year but I'm only following departmental guidelines.
Employee: Ah yes. The Eichmann defense.

by robbo99 June 25, 2009