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Daylight Fuck 

Someone that you would have sex with in the morning.
Someone who is cute enough in the daylight to have sex with.

Could also be someone that you would have sex with with the light on when you're sober.
-I can't believe I hooked up with the guy last night...at least he was a DLF.

-what's a DLF?

-it's a daylight fuck. You know, someone who you wake up to in the morning and they still look cute enough to to have sex with in natural light.
Daylight Fuck by No basic bitches September 3, 2016
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Daylight Hero 

A bunch of douche bags that suck huge dick for little or no money and enjoy it. They have very tiny penises and are desperate for any form of sexual activity, dick sucking etc.
Hey Mike, lets go watch that faggot band daylight hero suck dick, its free!
Daylight Hero by idc123456789 October 23, 2011

daylight wasting time 

Down inna da islands we no haf to play wit we clocks, we on permanent daylight wasting time... Seen

daylight with a flashlight 

When you have not seen somebody in a long time but you both hangout in the same area of town. You have been looking for them at all the usual hangout spots, when your hanging out but they never appear, which surprises you after a while.
Where you been at man? I been looking for you in the daylight with a flashlight!

daylight wastings time 

Often referred to as "standard time," daylight wastings time requires that people set their clocks back an hour in autumn so that the sun will set earlier in mid-afternoon. Then, in the spring, when people return their clocks to true time (a.k.a. daylight savings time), people are forced to get up an hour earlier and lose an hour of precious weekend/sleep time.
Morning Person: I'm so glad we're returning to STANDARD time. I can't STAND getting up when it's dark outside.

Night person: Oh, you mean daylight wastings time? Doesn't it bother you that the sun now sets at 4:30 and the days are still getting shorter.

Morning person: No, I go to bed long before then, so I don't know when the sun sets.

Morning person: I'm so glad we're returning to daylight savings time. I was starting to feel like the day was half over by the time work starts at 8:00 AM.

Night person: I'm glad to be off of daylight wastings time, but now I have to get up an hour earlier. Why can't we just leave our clocks set to true time (a.k.a. daylight savings time) without playing practical jokes on my circadian rhythm?

Daylight Blazing 

The act of smoking weed during daytime hours in order to open up free time the following night.
Fred: Maaan, I'm stoned as shit and it's only noon.

Nick: Yeah dude, thank God for daylight blazing

daylight savings depression 

The sudden influx of sadness that occurs after daylight savings time in the fall, when people struggle to become re-acquainted with the soul-crushing darkness outside that now occurs at 5pm.
I have such a serious case of daylight savings depression that all I want to do when I get off work is order takeout and watch "Murder, She Wrote" marathons.