Daft Apeth

A Northern (specifically lancastrian) term for a fool, roughly equivalent to the modern term 'muppet'

not really and insult, almost a term of endearment

Pronounced like 'a-peth' (longish A)

Origin: Shortening of a daft 'alfpenny.

put kettle on, yer daft apeth.

by Alexander Green July 6, 2006

dayfuck

The act of fucking someones partner during the day while the other is at work.

The fear of getting caught made the dayfuck I had on Tuesday the best fuck of my life!

After dayfucking my friends wife yesterday, she gave me a sweater of his that he doesn't wear....I love it!

Melanie dayfucked her friend Rachels husband to get back at her for openly flirting with her boyfriend.

by Lunicus December 11, 2006

Daft Cuck

A silly, foolish man who gets sexually excited watching his female partner have sexual intercourse with another man usually in the corner masturbating and watching them

Yo man that dude is a freak I heard he’s a daft cuck

by Dancodered94 November 9, 2020

Daytona Speed Jack

When running late but still have the urge to rub one out.

Sorry I'm late but I had to do a Daytona Speed Jack.

by Pussy Beavers November 14, 2020

Daft Cunt

A massive fucking idiot

That Adam Rowe is a right daft cunt

by JakeyDbaby October 31, 2018

Daytons on Crenshaw

Cocktail consisting of 2/3 Olde English malt liquor, 1/3 orange juice. You can also throw a little dark rum on the top for that extra "bam!" This drink is also commonly known as Brass Monkey. This drink is called Daytons on Crenshaw, because you will find this cocktail in almost any car on Crenshaw Blvd that is rolling on Dayton spoke wheels.

Man, I'm dehydrated cuz. Let's roll down to the liquorland and pick up some Daytons on Crenshaw. You down?

by Fast Eddie August 2, 2005

Dafty

Dafty is Glasgow slang for someone being an idiot or being stupid.

Ohy you ya dafty get back here.

eegit twatmoronplonker

by Shazx July 10, 2014