Kadonka Dankles

When kankles just can't cut it. If you see hooves, you will know.

Nothing can knock that bitch over, she's got some Kadonka Dankles supporting her ass!

by PaddingtonBearCoat October 24, 2014

Lil Darkie

Lit ass rapper that you can listen to for days.

Bro, did you hear about Lil Darkie's new song? ITS LIT! (listen to it)

by smalldarkone February 26, 2021

Army of Darkness

An evil force brought to life by the dark powers of the Necronomicon. It is comprised of an army of skeletons, and the leader (Bad Ash). They are eventually stopped by Ash, a worker of S-Mart (Housewares division).
Top notch B-movie, one everybody must see.
See also Bruce Campbell for more info.

"D00d, joo got teh ARMEE UV DARKNSS special edition! Pwn!"

by DJ Chronos November 16, 2003

Lil Darkie

A male homosapien of a small stature notable for his darkened pigment resulting from an above average concentration of melanin in his epidermis.

WHAT IF
Lil Darkie isn't a darkie

by $tizzy January 13, 2020

the darkness

kick-ass band that plays original songs and doesn't sell out. the lead singer likes spandex (wierd) yet can sing higher than a girl, which requires a lot of talent

person1: did u listen to the darkness cd????
person2: yeah, they kick ass!!!!

by darkness lover February 8, 2005

Pokemon XD: Gale of Darkness

Is a video game for the gamecube. The story begins 5 years after the events of Pokémon Colosseum with the introduction of Michael (player may change the name), the main protagonist. Michael first meets Professor Krane, his mother's boss. He introduces the concept of Shadow Pokémon, which are Pokémon whose hearts have been artificially closed. So in the game you have to purify all the pokemon.

Jerry: Woaaaaah!! You got Pokemon XD: Gale of Darkness?!
Ashley: I sure dooooo!!

by Caitlin13579 March 20, 2008

Army of Darkness

One of the greatest and most well-known cult classics of all time. Sequel to the first two Evil Dead movies. Directed by Sam Raimi (Spider-Man, Darkman, The Gift) and starring Bruce Campbell as one of the most badass heroes in cinema history, Ash. Ash is famous for the chainsaw on his right arm, his "boomstick" (a double-barreled, sawed-off Remington shotgun), and his lexicon of catch phrases. The movie is about Ash being sucked into a time portal and landing in the Middle Ages, where he spends his time kicking zombie ass and trying to retrieve the Necronomicon, the Sumerian book of the dead, so he can get home.

Lines from the movie:

"Hail to the King, baby."
"Gimme some sugar."
"Groovy."
"Name's Ash. (cocks gun) Housewares."
"Come get some."

Did I mention that Army Of Darkness kicks ass?

by Paul Wooten August 4, 2006