a CHUBBY DANDELION Is a genetically deformed dandelion that looks fat/chubby. Scientists don't know why chubby dandelions exist, especially since they're common in lawns, and can be annoying to get rid of just like any other weed in the grass.
by flyerfishy July 24, 2024
Get the CHUBBY DANDELION mug.by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025
Get the <.0.7.9.7.6.>A Dandelion's Intnce Quotient Is Five Hundred<.7.9.7.6.> mug.dandelion love" or "dandelion relationship." Is used to describe a romantic bond between two women that isn't necessarily sexual in nature. The term comes from the imagery of dandelions—gentle, soft, and more focused on emotional connection than physical intimacy.
It’s not a super common term, but it does pop up in certain LGBTQ+ circles to describe a love that's tender, affectionate, and romantic without the sexual aspect.
It’s not a super common term, but it does pop up in certain LGBTQ+ circles to describe a love that's tender, affectionate, and romantic without the sexual aspect.
"Even though Sarah and Mia had never been physically intimate, their relationship was full of deep connection, affection, and shared moments. They were the perfect example of dandelion love—romantic in every way, yet gentle and non-sexual."
by ADOCUMENT January 25, 2025
Get the Dandelion love mug.The concept of increasing the amount of something bad to such an extent that it becomes good.
The etymology comes from the fact that dandelions are actually very useful plants for dyeing, for medicine, and for food, but because people don't bother to cultivate them, they only ever show up as weeds. If people were to bother to farm them, on the other hand...
Dandelion-farming is the antithesis of oversaturation.
The etymology comes from the fact that dandelions are actually very useful plants for dyeing, for medicine, and for food, but because people don't bother to cultivate them, they only ever show up as weeds. If people were to bother to farm them, on the other hand...
Dandelion-farming is the antithesis of oversaturation.
Reuben: Hey, remember when clickbaitey titles weren't ironic? Y'know, they were just... bad.
Simeon: Yeah. Guess that's the power of dandelion-farming for ya.
Simeon: Yeah. Guess that's the power of dandelion-farming for ya.
by Shibbolet August 7, 2018
Get the Dandelion-farming mug.When a man ejsculates into his hand, and proceeds to blow the ejaculant onto his partners face with his mouth.
"Dude I hit kaleigh last night."
"Did you bust on her face?"
"I wanted to, but I nutted too fast and had to cup it in my hand and gave her a Mississippi Dandelion instead."
"Did you bust on her face?"
"I wanted to, but I nutted too fast and had to cup it in my hand and gave her a Mississippi Dandelion instead."
by Borninsin April 6, 2019
Get the Mississippi Dandelion mug.
Dandelion, or Taraxacum officinale, is a yellow flower that no one likes because it's ugly as shit. It typically shrivels up and then turns into dust like the husk of a plant it is, fucking disgusting. The absolute worst flower ever made, when I see dandelions I cut them to shreds with scissors. Blasphemous piss-colored weed flower goblins think they can just grow anywhere they damn well please. Fuck.
Person 1: Hi! Do you like dandelions?
Person 2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person 1: Okay then.
Dandelion: well uh i uh, i didn't like them either.. :(
Person 2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person 1: Okay then.
Dandelion: well uh i uh, i didn't like them either.. :(
by Sando Trouton December 7, 2024
Get the Dandelion mug.