didget

A light up fidget spinner

Wow bosh that’s a cool didget

by Didget November 9, 2017

Dadgitated

A state of mind brought on by the demonic behavior of your asshole kids.

You're on the verge of losing your shit, all logic's gone to hell. You need a time out, and a bottle of tequila

Holy shit, I've never seen him so dadgitated before! They threw a dart at his last nerve

by Midlife mayhem June 14, 2018

DanGetsRevenge

The most epic gamer on planet earth, like UBER epic, and also the owner of the largest cock in the fucking observable universe, truly a giga chad.

Girl: HOLY FUCK IS THAT DANGETSREVENGE NO FUCKING WAY

by Unprepared October 27, 2020

darget

Fast guinea pig

Man the guinea pig is a darget

by Dangnambit November 22, 2020

dadGPT

When a father answers a child’s question with an elaborate, articulate story that contains utterly untrue facts.

Was that real or did you just dadGPT that shit?

by ebfoxbat November 17, 2023

DadGPT

Asking your Dad a question, and he lectures you with old fashioned Dad know-how and lame Dad jokes.

I asked my Dad the best way to build a fire, and he DadGPT'd me with a 15-minute lecture on how they invented the optimal way to build fires back in the '80s. For no apparent reason, he included an unamusing reference to Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire."

by Hawaii DaveO June 3, 2024

Daggett

Daggett (n.)
dag-it

1. A person who insists they totally had it under control right before everything caught on fire.

2. The human equivalent of a raccoon in a leather jacket—scrappy, clever, slightly chaotic, and weirdly charming.

3. One who can MacGyver a solution out of duct tape, sarcasm, and pure stubbornness.

"Don't worry, I've got a Daggett on the team—we'll probably make it out alive."

by Big D lee April 6, 2025