dadGPT 

When a father answers a child’s question with an elaborate, articulate story that contains utterly untrue facts.

Was that real or did you just dadGPT that shit?

dadGPT by ebfoxbat November 17, 2023

DadGPT 

Asking your Dad a question, and he lectures you with old fashioned Dad know-how and lame Dad jokes.

I asked my Dad the best way to build a fire, and he DadGPT'd me with a 15-minute lecture on how they invented the optimal way to build fires back in the '80s. For no apparent reason, he included an unamusing reference to Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire."

DadGPT by Hawaii DaveO June 3, 2024

dadget 

equipmentthat Dad's seem to like to collect... large expensive toys, electonics, other cool tools.

A Dad toy - Dadget rhymes with Gadget.

Father's day is coming up, what kind of dadgets is he into?

He's got a camper, boat, 4-wheeler... all the dadgets.

dadget by donsez May 19, 2009

dadget 

Those fairly useless gadgets bought for Fathers on days like Father's Day or Christmas.

The electric tie rack with motion activation was the latest dadget I got for Father's Day.

dadget by Bamparoo March 2, 2011

dadgits 

first dadgits comes from- "da jits"
which then comes from- "da jit teeth"
which came form- "the shit teeth"
that came from The Great NCAA aka kidz n gunzzzz
it's now what i call my brother

"hey john, your apex sucks"
"well at least i dont have dadgits"

dadgits by seeds me tits ( ^ ) ( ^ ) May 13, 2005

Dadgitated 

A state of mind brought on by the demonic behavior of your asshole kids.

You're on the verge of losing your shit, all logic's gone to hell. You need a time out, and a bottle of tequila

Holy shit, I've never seen him so dadgitated before! They threw a dart at his last nerve

Dadgitated by Midlife mayhem June 14, 2018

dadopted 

When nonbiological children embrace you as their father or father figure.

"I was dadopted by my girlfriend's daughters last Christmas."

dadopted by BtheDelta February 3, 2024