The act of doing anything you possibly can to get laid. Natural stupidity, and lack of skills, causes someone to desperately try to get any attention what-so-ever from a female. Attempts include writing sappy poems, asking people to stay long enough to get to know you, or talking about having to pay millions to be with a women.
by DanMarkie March 7, 2007
Get the vasko'd mug.F.O.R.D. Vag stands for Fucked Over Rebuilt Dick vagina. Used when warning the homie before he gets trapped by a trans women.
Bro: what are you doing tonight?
Homie: I think finally got a shot that girl I saw at that party.
Bro: OH shit, didn't nobody tell you?
Homie: Tell me what?
Bro: Naw dog, she sporting F.O.R.D. vag under that hood. Got to let you know before you test drive it.
Homie: Good look'in my boy, almost got my ass caught up being seen in that car.
Bro: Always got your back.
Homie: I think finally got a shot that girl I saw at that party.
Bro: OH shit, didn't nobody tell you?
Homie: Tell me what?
Bro: Naw dog, she sporting F.O.R.D. vag under that hood. Got to let you know before you test drive it.
Homie: Good look'in my boy, almost got my ass caught up being seen in that car.
Bro: Always got your back.
by Zombiewriter75 August 10, 2022
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Its the most magical sex that a woman receives on Valentine's Day. A man's efforts are pushed to the limit deliver the most amazing sexual experience on the day of love. Can also be referred to as Valen D
Woman 1: How was your Valentine's Day?
Woman 2: I got the Valentine's D! I couldn't stop cumming.
Woman 1: I wish my man could bring the Valentine's D just once. I'm always using my vibrator to finish.
Woman 2: I got the Valentine's D! I couldn't stop cumming.
Woman 1: I wish my man could bring the Valentine's D just once. I'm always using my vibrator to finish.
by That Raffy Taffy February 21, 2015
Get the Valentine's D mug.I've slept with 5 women this week and I have no interest in ever seeing them again. I think I have Vaginal A.D.D.
by Pimpatwork July 22, 2016
Get the Vaginal A.D.D. mug.Verb. Meaning to have been blessed at birth by genetics that makes one ridiculously attractive. Not to be confused with the literal devon valdez, but rather connotation of thus stated name.
Broad use in northern texas.
Broad use in northern texas.
"Oh man, that girl is so hot she got devon valdez'd in the eye when she was born."
"Sweet jesus, what I would give to be devon valdez'd like that fine piece of ass over there."
"Sweet jesus, what I would give to be devon valdez'd like that fine piece of ass over there."
by XXXCanadianGod<3CS+DV July 16, 2008
Get the devon valdez'd mug.When someone you know had a chance to do something that took balls to accomplish and won't go attempt to do it. Instead of pussying out he Vag'd out.
by DaddieDoWerk April 12, 2014
Get the Vag'd Out mug.To be proven incorrect through the personal effort, dedication, and perseverance of another.
This term is typically used as a criticism against those who had little to no confidence in the abilities of a person after said person has accomplished a difficult challenge that they were assumed incapable of completing.
This term is typically used as a criticism against those who had little to no confidence in the abilities of a person after said person has accomplished a difficult challenge that they were assumed incapable of completing.
When Naked Craig historically defeated Manus on #DeathDays he thoroughly vankooten'd everyone who thought he would continue to fail with his current equipment.
by Machai May 22, 2017
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