D.B. Pooper

After presenting the toilet with an act of sacrifice from your bowels, going in to wipe and getting no results on the toilet paper, and after looking into the toilet, finding no evidence of feces. Not sure if your ejecta just went straight down through the closet bend, and without a witness, you question your turds very existence.

Meyer: This morning I was excited to drop the ass goblins because I had three servings of corn last night, but leaving the bathroom I didnt even know if i let the tangy butt nuts out or not.
Kirkland: Shit, man, you had a D.B. Pooper?
Meyer: All I had left to my name was a clean piece of toilet paper and a mind full of doubt.

by raymondalvarado September 29, 2010

d.b.a.d.

Acronym for Don't Be A Dick, especially useful when one is used to saying the phrase repeatedly and tired of doing so to the receiving dick.

For the last time: Eric, d.b.a.d.!

by Bleblac March 15, 2005

D.B. Cooper

The original jumping skyjacker, Cooper boarded a Northwest Orient flight in Portland, Oregon on 24 November 1971 -- the eve of Thanksgiving. Once aloft he threatened to blow up the plane and demanded $1,000,000 and two parachutes. After the plane landed at Seattle-Tacoma Airport and his demands were met, Cooper ordered the 727 to take off and head for Mexico. He jumped from the rear of the plane somewhere over Washington state, taking the cash with him. Despite exhaustive searches, Cooper's body was never found and the money has never been in circulation. His whereabouts are unknown.

ex.1:For D.B. Cooper and the money he took

ex.2: Lets go pull a D.B

by F1uke November 16, 2006

d.b. cooper

The true badass hijacker, alias D.B. Cooper. Took over a plane on Thanksgiving, 1971, with the threat of a bomb in his briefcase. Ordered the plane land, had officials hand him $100000 in cash, then let the passengers off without a scratch. He then ordered the plane take off, and while flying over some mountains the crew heard the cargo hatch open. Cooper strapped the money to his chest, grabbed a parachute and leapt off into the stormy night. He was never seen again, dead or alive, eluding one of the greatest FBI manhunts in history.

The true American hero to many, rather than a dirty thief. He was reportedly quite civil and friendly to his hostages, even offering them drinks. A real-life James Bond.

Guy 1: Yo man do you think D.B. Cooper is alive?
Guy 2: Hell yeah he is, probably sipping martinis on a Caribbean island right now, laughing at all of us. He's da fucking shit.

by thegreatsandwich August 16, 2008

D & B Jeans

dick & ball jeans, having jeans on so tight that it seems like they were made specifically to show off your package nut cutters nut huggers

lamont sanford from sanford & son was sure to ALWAYS wear his D & B jeans.

by junewho February 10, 2007

D.B. Cooper

The DB Cooper is like the stranger except you do it on the airplane and wrap your hand under the armrest so you think your neighbor was doing it.

Dude, I sat next to Andre on the plane and when he saw me giving myself a D.B. Cooper, and said, "what the fuck man!" Then I skydived out of the airplane.

by Richard Dangles October 11, 2018

D.B.U.

D.B.U.=Defensive Back University. Nickname given to Virginia Tech by football commentators for its history of producing professional American football players at the defensive back position.

If you want to excel as a defensive back in the NFL, you'd better play college football under Bud Foster at D.B.U.

by TruthinessToo October 8, 2013