cyber sex 

1. The act that men without boyfriends/girlfriends do. Any self-respecting woman would never bring herself into doing cyber sex.

2. Like phone sex, but you type instead of talk. It's real pathetic, but hilarious at the same time. The "woman" is usually a man. 95% of the time, the "woman" will reveal herself to be a man at the end of cyber sex, which in turn REALLY pisses the other guy off, resulting in death threats and vows to kill the guy's family.

cyber sex by 1001 October 13, 2003

Cybersesh 

Using webcams over the internet with another person (traditionally through skype) while each person is smoking marijuana. It gives the simulation of not being alone while smokin' your herb and is a play on words form cybersex.

Person A: "I'll skype you at 10pm for a cybersesh."
Person B: "K, I'll have a fresh bowl packed by then"

Cybersesh by mubbsy88 November 5, 2009

Cybersepticism

The obsessive compulsive behavior of cleaning up your junk email every five seconds in an endless effort to maintain your digital hygiene as if otherwise your online profile would rotten away, wiping the existence of the pathetic internet freak that you are.

Dude, your cybersepticism is starting to worry me. Let's go outside get some fresh air... Come on, dude. Put the keyboard down... Dude, just let it go... All right, give it to me. Give it to me, now... Wait. Are you crying? Dude... Hey, don't bite me... You know what? Forget it. I'm outta here...

Cybersepticism by Wolfgang Amadeus Mustard June 20, 2012

cyberext 

To engage in virtual sex, commonly referred to as "Cybering" via text message instead of computer. Not sexting, Cyberexting.

Person 1 Hey babe, I'm horny. Wanna cyber? Person 2 Yeah, but I'm not near a computer.. I can text. Wanna cyberext?

cyberext by muhmbojuhmno March 16, 2014

Cybersecurity 

Cybersecurity is system of computer technology that protects and integrates global interconnected information technology systems.

Cybersecurity is system of computer technology that protects and integrates global interconnected computers

Cybersecurity by s j tubrazy May 13, 2015

cyber sex 

The horrible spawn of lonely 75-year old hairy fat men in order to virtually de-virginise lonely 13-year old nerds over the internet. Describing oneself as a sexy 19-year old pornstar goes a long way.

"Damn man the cyber sex i'm getting lately is great"
"You sure it's not one of those 75 year old guys right?"
"...."
"HAW PWND"

cyber sex by Death By Zobb December 13, 2004

cyber sex 

the act of retards who have sex over the internet.

we cybered last nite. allllll niight long. it kinda sucked in a sense

cyber sex by jiggawhut?! April 25, 2005