Hemming The Curtains

A slang term for labioplasty.

Julia was embarrassed by her large labia, so she decided the best answer was hemming the curtains.

by householdparts April 23, 2009

Curtain jerker

The first wrestler to walk out to the ring in the first match of an event!
Usually a match which is just to boost up the crowd spirits for the main-event!!
Win or lose doesnt really matter because there is no title involved.

All the first matches in all wrestlemanias !!

rey mysterio vs eddie at wrestlemania 21 was a curtain jerker

by ligawres May 17, 2011

Tugging Curtains

Female masturbation.

After a long day at work, Carla got home, drew a hot bath and spent the next hour tugging curtains.

by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015

behind the curtain

the secret people who really control situations; people from the shadows who are in charge.

The Bankers are the ones behind the curtain when it comes to global poverty and economic crisis.

by Velese March 19, 2009

tearing the curtains

exhibiting behavior that incites shock and/or outrage in your peers; going against the grain. ORIGIN (literal): ripping or shredding of retractable cloth window covers for no apparent reason

The student was so drunk that he began tearing the curtains in the dormitory.

by Victor Cromwell March 2, 2007

iron curtain

The Iron Curtain is a term used in the West to refer to the boundary line which divided Europe into two separate areas of political influence from the end of World War II until the end of the Cold War. During this period, Eastern Europe was under the political control and/or influence of the Soviet Union, while Western Europe enjoyed political freedom (see Free World). The term comes from a long speech by Winston Churchill on March 5, 1946 in Fulton, Missouri:



The phrase had been used a year earlier, in an article on "The Year 2000" by Joseph Goebbels:

"From Stettin in the Baltic to Trieste in the Adriatic an iron curtain has descended across the Continent. Behind that line lie all the capitals of the ancient states of Central and Eastern Europe. Warsaw, Berlin, Prague, Vienna, Budapest, Belgrade, Bucharest and Sofia; all these famous cities and the populations around them lie in what I must call the Soviet sphere, and all are subject, in one form or another, not only to Soviet influence but to a very high and in some cases increasing measure of control from Moscow."

--Churchill


"If the German people lay down their weapons, the Soviets, according to the agreement between Roosevelt, Churchill and Stalin, would occupy all of East and Southeast Europe along with the greater part of the Reich. An iron curtain would fall over this enormous territory controlled by the Soviet Union, behind which nations would be slaughtered."

---Goebbels

by Gumba Gumba March 21, 2004

Fat Curtain

When someone is so fat that their shirt or blouse won't touch their pants but instead hangs in front like a curtain in front of their pants.

Billy: Did you see Mrs. Macky's fat curtain today.

Dan: Yeah it was like a cloth barrier for the wind that her fat rolls release.

by CrunkMagnum November 8, 2009