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bitch whore cunt face by peepeepants03 February 5, 2015
cunt face
The vile, back-stabbing, venomous female person you were married to before you got divorced i.e., ex-wife.
cunt face by loving ex-hubby July 23, 2006
Cunt Face Bitch
A severely vicious and offensive designation used rarely and only against the most sinster of foes. First known use was by David McCarty of the Boston Red Sox at Dwyers Pub in Fort Myers, FL circa March 2005. Witnessed by Kevin Youkilis.
Cunt Face Bitch by Malcolm Horovitz April 18, 2005
Cunt Face
noun;
1. One who has a face like a woman's genitals; someone who is ugly. Often used as an insult, but occasionally used as an affectionate greeting.
1. One who has a face like a woman's genitals; someone who is ugly. Often used as an insult, but occasionally used as an affectionate greeting.
Cunt Face by Harry Jones September 30, 2006
Cuntfaced
A jockular, uniquely masculine state of mind induced by binging on alcoholic drinks in a patriarchal social environment, resulting in extremely aggressive behaviour towards both people and objects.
U wot?? U fackin' cunt!! I'm fackin' cuntfaced tonite I fackin' tell thee, u cunt!! Now get the fackin' beers in!!
Gentleman:
Ra ra ra... absolutely... oh and Darling, could you tell Lady Beldeviere I can't make dinner at the estate tonight? I'm getting cuntfaced with the chaps from the Country Club, don't you know what-what.
Lady:
Sweetheart, I don't quite understand that appalling term...
Gentleman:
Just run along now dear.
Gentleman:
Ra ra ra... absolutely... oh and Darling, could you tell Lady Beldeviere I can't make dinner at the estate tonight? I'm getting cuntfaced with the chaps from the Country Club, don't you know what-what.
Lady:
Sweetheart, I don't quite understand that appalling term...
Gentleman:
Just run along now dear.
Cuntfaced by TysonCBeckford May 16, 2006