massive cumshot

An ejaculation of semen that is abnormally large in volume, distance or the number of spurts.

Dude, I so gave Michelle a massive cumshot last night. It would've been at least a shot glass full, six feet in length and twelve spurts.

by de-pube July 18, 2021

caramel cumshot

While consuming a beverage with caramel sauce / drizzle in it, a chunk of the drizzle clogs the straw. One must exert more force to continue progress, resulting in the clump of caramel being launched into the back of one's throat.

Friend: *drinking caramel frappe*
Friend: *suddenly coughs and gags for a sec*
Me: "You OK? What the heck was that?"
Friend: "I'm good, just got hit with the caramel cumshot."

by the_ponzz December 1, 2022

The Ultimate Cumshot

A legendary cumshot from a distance of at least 20ft high or 10ft long. Anyone who achieves this feat shall be crowned Joey Cumshot.

Tyler: “Bro I actually just came in your mouth from the top of my house”
Kyler(Mouth full of cum): “Damn bro that’s The Ultimate Cumshot”
Tyler: “Now you have to call me Joey Cumshot!”

*They slap each other’s ass*

by CalYourPal October 22, 2019

Suicidal Cumshot

The act of a female giving a male a handjob, and at the conclusion, the male cums on his own face

Jamie was giving Eric a handjob and his ejaculation hit him in the face causing a Suicidal Cumshot.

by Jamaal112398801 November 17, 2013

lil cumshot

a famous rapper who is has put other rappers like drake to shame, also known for his hairstyle being pure solid cum. he is also rumored to be behind the 9/11 terrorist attacks.

yo lil cumshot's new album 'semen demon ' just dropped and its fire!!!

by abit too black person September 15, 2023

Splat cumshot

Much like Boom headshot of FPS Doug fame, Splat cumshot shows that one has achieved total dominance over someone else much like in the manner of ejaculating their face. Degrading.

Pwnee: ofmg u stoopid faygit i kno u uze hax! im guna tel da admin on u n get u band!!111eleventyone

Pwner: Splat cumshot, kthxbai.

by Icky Thump August 27, 2007

jersey cumshot

Holding in sperm and then releasing it.
Once released, it will follow a parabolic path into a female's eyes, rendering her temporarily blind.

*Allows for a Jersey Hit and Quit.

Girl 1: Girl, did he do the Jersey cumshot?
Girl 2: yea that motherfucker did, how'd you know?
Girl 1: Your eye is twitching.

by jersey4life January 19, 2011