cello

The cello is a thick piece of wood that is placed between the legs and bowed until sweet sounds are arroused from the instrument.

"I spent the summer with a thick piece of wood between my legs." Practicing the cello...

by Well now wouldn't you like to know August 18, 2006

cello

An instrument that both guys and dolls think is incredibly sexy!!

That is a mighty fine cellist.

by SashaTashaDearest May 14, 2005

cuelo

(noun) butthole, asshole

man look at all these cuelo's hanging around. Lets bounce.

by shweeshshweesh October 22, 2012

cello scrotum

A skin condition caused by vibrations from a cello to the player's scrotum, analogous to guitarist's nipple. Irritating, but not a big deal.

After practicing that concerto all day, I got a serious case of cello scrotum.

by mrzarch January 30, 2009

Mon Cello

Simply translated as "My cello", Mon Cello refers to an anal gas leak characterised by a long, deep resonation with a slight rising pitch. The term derives from the uncanny resemblence to the sound of a cello being played slowly and with a single, deep note.

"Oh my God! What was that noise?"
"That, my friend, was Mon Cello"

by Thandroo October 5, 2011

cellos

gay, homosexual.

Adriana's brother is so cellos, however, she is one hot whamajamma.

by streetstrip01 March 23, 2010

Cuellar-ed

To be late, miss a date or turn something in after it is due.

To wait for 8 years to propose.

Pronunciation: Quay Yarred

Boss to employee: "Your presentation was due at 3PM. It is now 3:30PM. I just got Cuellar-ed."

Girlfriend to Girlfriend: "You have been together for 8 years and he still hasn't proposed. Man, you are getting Cuellar-ed!"

by yoda4 May 21, 2011