by SPC December 14, 2008
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Cars made by citroen do not really have any outstanding feature. They all look rather uninspired, and they lack all the amazing innovative smart features that comes with cars these days. In fact, I don't believe citroen has recently made any 'new' models, at least none that has been able to capture the public's attention.
The only reason for someone to buy a citroen if it's good for the price, otherwise one should invest their hard earned cash for a more familiar car brand. Citroen cars only seem fashionable as a service car (e.g. Taxi cabs, police cars, racing car, etc.), not so much as a personal luxury.
Cars made by citroen do not really have any outstanding feature. They all look rather uninspired, and they lack all the amazing innovative smart features that comes with cars these days. In fact, I don't believe citroen has recently made any 'new' models, at least none that has been able to capture the public's attention.
The only reason for someone to buy a citroen if it's good for the price, otherwise one should invest their hard earned cash for a more familiar car brand. Citroen cars only seem fashionable as a service car (e.g. Taxi cabs, police cars, racing car, etc.), not so much as a personal luxury.
Me, standing beside my new Citroen: Hey! Guess what's new about me
My friend: Umm, you got a new haircut?
Me: Nope!
My friend: Uhh, you finally shaved?
Me: Glad you noticed but nope!
My friend: Ummm, you got yourself a date?
Me: Not even close!
My friend: Okay, so what IS new then?
Me: I got a new car!
My friend: Oh.
Me: It's a Citroen!
My friend: Oh...
My friend: Umm, you got a new haircut?
Me: Nope!
My friend: Uhh, you finally shaved?
Me: Glad you noticed but nope!
My friend: Ummm, you got yourself a date?
Me: Not even close!
My friend: Okay, so what IS new then?
Me: I got a new car!
My friend: Oh.
Me: It's a Citroen!
My friend: Oh...
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On November 4, the bureau organised a convention for Umno cytros in Kuala Lumpur, where an estimated 3,500 bloggers turned up
by siriuslycold January 1, 2020
Get the cytro mug.A badly built French car - brand name means lemon, only thing they’ve ever gotten right - historically ugly, shockingly bad and almost as unreliable as the weather!
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Renault
That’s an awfully ugly Citroen you’ve got there,oh and it’s broken down. to be honest I’d burn it if I were you mate!
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Get the catron mug.Anyone who is called Cat, such as Katherine, Katie, Catherine, Catt etc, and is an annoying, patronising and rude buttplug.
Person 1: "I don't know how to do this."
Katherine/Kat etc: "God, how do you get through life- seriously!"
Person 1: "hey now, stop being so Catronising/don't Catronise me
Also works in the above scenario if Person 1 and Person 2 are not Kat/Catt, but they both know her, and both know she's an uppity, patronising cow.
Katherine/Kat etc: "God, how do you get through life- seriously!"
Person 1: "hey now, stop being so Catronising/don't Catronise me
Also works in the above scenario if Person 1 and Person 2 are not Kat/Catt, but they both know her, and both know she's an uppity, patronising cow.
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Guy 1: Hey there's gonna be an awesome party tonight at Joe's house! You wanna go?
Guy 2:Are you catroceptionist? Of course I wanna catroceptionist go!
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2:Are you catroceptionist? Of course I wanna catroceptionist go!
Guy 1: What?
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