Poo Cracker

Another word for a fart.

To break wind.

The sound that comes from ones butt as wind passes a shit.

Who did a poo cracker?

That poo cracker stinks!

Your breath smells like a poo cracker!

You smell like a poo cracker.

The moron smells like poo cracker all the time in class.

I love the smell of my own poo crackers.

by Fortnite God BTW June 1, 2019

Cracked crackers

I had to go open my big beak!

Person 1: Maybe the whale will giggle us out if we tickle the roof of his mouth!
Person 2: Good idea. But what can we use to tickle him?
Person 1: smug
Person 2: Cracked crackers! I had to go open my big beak!

by Delete this account now June 4, 2023

Hamon Clacker Volley

"Hamon Clacker Volley" was an improvised weapon created by Joseph Joestar in his early attempts to battle the Pillar Men. The attack was created by infusing plain American clacker toys with Hamon. The Hamon Clacker Volley is often used as a last resort, and looked down upon by Caesar Zeppeli on the first try. Often used in conjunction with the Joestar Secret Technique.

"I call this move my Hamon Clacker Volley! I start off by filling these little clacker balls here with a bit of Hamon! WOO-HA!"

by thatkid_ March 16, 2020

Software Crackers

Beautiful people. Software crackers are those that in most cases produce cracks, keygens and patches for the latest and greatest proprietary software. They understand the risks and are aware they break the law, but they do so for the greater good, meaning programs such as Adobe Photoshop and Microsoft Office are available for torrent. One should always pay for software if given the chance, but... who's got £150+ for a digital office suite?

Software crackers mean that i can get all the software i need for my school coursework without having to fork out money i can't afford to do so.

by FirmWare July 18, 2009

posing for animal crackers

It means you are sitting/standing around being fucking useless while everyone around you is doing something.

Hey, (insert coworker name here). Are you posing for animal crackers or do you think you might pick up the phone when it rings?

by Lady NY February 4, 2017

cracker jack bitch

A dumb white bitch. A white trashy woman. A woman that eats crumbs off the ground.

Look at that cracker jack bitch eating crumbs from the sidewalk.

Let's go before all the cracker jack bitches arrive.

by Dirt¥~Dog™ November 28, 2017

Cracker God

The whitest man alive , controls anything white, the more he tans in the sun the whiter he gets.

that guy is such a cracker god

by cheek clapper 69 December 18, 2018