coptical illusion

When a car first appears to be an unmarked cop car, but in the end turns out to be some old guy driving a Lincoln town car

"Dude buckle up, there's a po po up there!"

"Nah man, don't worry thats just a coptical illusion."

by The fizzisict June 18, 2009

Cryptick

1st real Spam King (¥ king) of newgrounds, also one of the mainheads of the SC

Cryptick is the spam king!

by _ December 13, 2004

criticalist

When something is really, really, extra, extra fucking critical. Real serious stuff.

Jeff is too important to waste his time on anything but the most criticalist of projects.

by Bootstrap & Hawxey Inc. July 16, 2009

Al Kazeer cryptic

A fat joint made with hash in which seperate chunks of hash are wrapped with cloth pipe cleaners, then all the pipe cleaners are rolled into a big pipe-cleaner joint. To smoke, you unwravel an individual tendril of hash and freehand it. Called "cryptic" because of the unwinding process.

I smoked an Al Kazeer cryptic and was stoned for TWO DAYS. (true story)

by Flingotravels May 13, 2005

Critical Mass

When you are physically incapable of holding in a shit any longer.

I was at Home Depot with my girlfriend when suddenly I reached Critical Mass and had to run to the closest toilet to avoid sitting in my pants. Thank god we were in the plumbing isle.

by Ken "the loose canon" Loveman November 28, 2012

Hippy Critical

When a hippy makes that all-too-common switch to consumer around their mid twenties.

hippy 1 : "Man I saw Murphy all coked up and being a snarky prick last night at a sports bar... and wearing pink shorts."

hippy 2 : "Ya, he's been really hippy critical lately. Fuckin pussy I hate him."

by Stitchur Pistol September 18, 2010

CrypticAuraV

Power, Intelligence, and wisdom

CrypticAuraV outsmarted everyone else.

by TheyCaIIMeBob July 14, 2019