crunches 

sit-ups

"you better start doing some crunches if you wanna lose that pooch for the summer."

crunches by bmoc November 9, 2003

Crunchery 

A made up word started at Belle Vernon PA Wal mart by a bunch of bored unloaders, its generally refers to a problem, issue, or just said at random, variations are crunchtastic, cruncherific, crunchlicious and anything else you can make up

That trucks a mess, whata crunchery!

Captain Crunchery cereal!

Crunchery by Chaosshadowzero August 15, 2011

crunchilicious 

the most crunchiest crunch

i.e. This is the most Crunchilicious chocolate ever!

crunchilicious by Shaftelligent July 5, 2014

Virtual Leap Cruncher

A Virtual Leap Cruncher (VLC) is a metaphysical experience whose purpose is to disrupt the focus and concentration of a remote individual by another person with specific training and sufficient experience to deliver the disruptive force through a leap of the mind which is capable of transcending the barriers of space and time. A VCL is not intended to inflict physical or mental harm but rather is designed to disorient the recipient via an unexpected metaphysical encounter (the crunch) elevating the recipient to a new plane of awareness. The new insights gained by the recipient may last for minutes, days, months, years, decades or a lifetime.

1. Dave delivered a virtual leap cruncher that confused Gary for two hours.
2. I was hesitant to deliver a virtual leap cruncher.

Virtual Leap Cruncher by Gary Schroeder November 23, 2020

eureka leap cruncher 

A Leap Cruncher delivered with additional metaphysical intensity causing the recipient to drop whatever he or she is holding or carrying with such force that it resembles a small earthquake. The first Eureka Leap Cruncher, or as it became known, the “Earthquake Leap Cruncher”, is named for the city of Eureka, CA where it was delivered with the equivalent of an earthquake measuring 10.0 on the Richter Scale.

The Eureka Leap Cruncher caught Gary off guard and caused him to drop his armload of important documents.

eureka leap cruncher by Gary Schroeder December 3, 2020

number cruncher 

One whose primary vocation is dealing with numeric data. Examples of professions that might be referred to as number crunchers are accountant, data processor, statistician, mathemetician, etc.

I'm so glad I'm not a number cruncher like those poor bastards in the statistics division.

number cruncher by Rod Brock May 22, 2006

Chocolate Thunder Coochie Cruncher

A dance that involves two black girls on the dance floor putting in work while everyone watches. One thick and one skinny

Damn, is that Chanel and Lindsay doing the Chocolate Thunder Coochie Cruncher while we are here at The Crier

Chocolate Thunder Coochie Cruncher by SPAMDELIGHT September 26, 2010