poo crumbles

the shit left behind from lack of wipeage not well liked when trying to get the dupie from a female

Man, that bitch has poo crumbles don't get the dupie from her.

by dupieman 2009 a.k.a. bloons July 26, 2009

that's the way the cookie crumbles

cookie represents an object of desire. the state of crumbling represents that the object of desire is no longer attainable in its desired form, or that the object of desire has reached its culmination within a state of decline.

High school senior: "I wasn't accepted into my top choice university."
Father: "Sometimes that's just the way the cookie crumbles."

Boy: "My girlfriend and I finally broke up. We had been arguing for weeks."
Friend: "That's the way the cookie crumbles."

by Zach Herold November 23, 2006

Crumbis

The cotton sediment that aggregates in a mans buttcrack from the grinding action of his ass against boxers throughout the day.

After wearing the same pair of boxers for three days straight, I pulled a lump of crumbis from my ass big enough to qualify as a living creature.

by Dehgeh December 24, 2008

that's the way the cookie crumbles

A phrase meaning, basically, "That's the way things are, you cannot change it". Usually said to calm someone who's whining overmuch, an usually with little effect.

Man 1: I went on vacation and my fern died!

Man 2: That's the way the cookie crumbles.

by Daniel Finetail May 26, 2004

That's the way the cookie crumbles

As if to say "That's how life rolls." It's also a good response for when somebody says something you don't know HOW to respond to. It's also just a cute thing to say.

1.
Girl. Classic vegetable is better than chicken noodle.
Boy. No it's not.
Girl. How?
Boy. That's the way the cookie crumbles!

2.

Boy. Your eyes are beautiful.
Girl. Uhm...that's the way the cookie crumbles!

3.

Boy. You're so weird lawlz.
Girl. That's the way the cookie crumbles.

by tooswoleforyou666 August 3, 2011

crumbin

the act of beggin most commonly a crach head that begs for crumbs, your change or anything you have to spare

quit yo crumbin and get the whole rock.

by Pompous Smurf July 28, 2006

Crumblies

Multiple clusters of crumbs often resulting from a single messy source.

The brown sugar topping my co-workers coffee cake is leaving a trail of crumblies back to my cube.

by ReRuCo September 25, 2009