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Crocs are shoes invented for fags - not the one you inhale retard - but the shoe type.
these shoes were invented by a blind man with no taste in women. made by Crocs, Inc. is a shoe manufacturer founded by entrepreneur George B. Boedecker, Jr. to produce and distribute a stupid plastic clog design acquired from a Quebec company called Foam Creations -also stupid - The shoe had originally been developed as a spa shoe. The first model produced by Crocs, the Crocs Beach, was unveiled in 2002 at the Ft. Lauderdale Boat Show, and sold out the 200 pairs produced at that time - what kinda fool buys these !?
bob : OMG hes got stoopid shoes with holes in
tom: yeah there crocs

bob: must be a fag.
by Mr.Haywood.U.Blomie May 25, 2010
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Inexpensive, plastic, waterproof & often colorful footear for men and women.
I will only date guys who wear their crocs with tube socks & manties.

My boyfriend and I have matching crocs.
by Kel-Kan March 15, 2016
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Trevor "That chick from Hanson is hot as"
Richard "That dude is a chick"
Trevor "No she ain't, what a load of croc!"

man "I totally wrecked that chick last night"
man 2 "That chick was a dude"
man "Thats croc man"
by simslikewoohoo November 5, 2008
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"Gimme the croc"
"Are we crocin or what?"
"Fuck I dropped my crocpot"
by milfhunta June 5, 2019
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If you wear crocs you do litty doe
Yoooo you do be wearing dem crocs
by Little big boy69 May 11, 2020
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Something very difficult, very cool, or anything that needs an extra describing word.

It comes from the term "Kick off the old Croc" , this terms origin is from Paris, Ontario, where people use crocs as kicking tees in rugby.
Girl - "Woah, that girl kicked the ball.."
Random Guy with a Monocle and a Top Hat - "It was a kick off the old croc it was "

- or -

Guy - "Man, that girl is crocin' "
by Croctastic October 22, 2011
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A croc is a girl who is either ugly, gross, fat, trashy, slutty, or any combination of the previous.
No one respects Croc shoes because they are useless shoes.. Just like no one respects girls with any of the previously listed qualities.
A true croc is also a girl who is 'walked on'- just like the real shoe.
Cody: Wow, look at that ugly girl funnelling vodka.
Nate: She's a total croc!

Cody: The only reason that 28 year old is dating that 16-year-old trailer trash slut is so he can get laid whenever he wants.
Nate: Not my croc, not my problem.
by paysaybay11 May 16, 2011
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