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Croatia

Croatia - a mini italy
Pros: cheap-ish prices (grocery and stuff), doritos and a variety of tasty ass sodas(mostly in Split and Zagreb), most people are a 6/10 by looks and a 7/10 personality, Croatia is good at Waterpolo, Soccer, and there are many good Basketball players but Croatian basketball teams were shining in the past, especially Cibona! , majority of people are anti lgbt and pro life

Cons: many rural retarded empty villages and ooga booga uncultured conservative people, as good it sounds that majority of people are anti lgbt, there are many antivaxxers and morphed karens, most memepages are terrible and unoriginal, on tv all you got is turkish soaps, they took south park from comedy central, MUSIC SUCKS (Google turbofolk)

Overally i'd give ut a 7/10 and could/would live in Šibenik, Zagreb or Zadar if i had to live in Croatia.
P1: How was it in Croatia?
P2: Not bad, I thought Croatia and Serbia were the same thing though.
P3: Wait it isn't?
P2: No but Sweden and Finland are.
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Croatia

Person A: Omg have you seen Croatia
Person B:*dies of laughter*
by everynameiwroteistaken October 19, 2018
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Croatia

Croatia is a country where people roam naked. You can fuck anyone you want. It is so advanced that girls have pussy that are so big they can contain 8 dicks at the same time. 7 year old can have very big boobs. Many sex positions were invented over here. The most famous is the 8some orgy. There are many parts to it. One is when 8 people are doing anal to one girl. One when there is one man and his dick is 18 inches. % girls are sucking on it in a queue. the man is grabbing one boobs and fingering one. In one position there are 20 poeple. ( men doing anal to a 8 year old girl. ( girls licking each man's ass. # girls doing threesome near them. Whole croatia is a red light district. You can get condoms for free.
I went to croatia with your mom
by killyourmomandspankher November 22, 2021
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Croatia

Croatia is a country.
by NeneKusanagi111 June 17, 2023
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