by Sombrellas June 14, 2021
Get the Croanix mug.A girl who is wearing a Croatian bikini is naked on the beach, whether in Croatia or another country.
So named because Croatia is famous for its nude beaches frequented not just by nudists but also normal women from Western and Northern Europe, many of whom go naked.
So named because Croatia is famous for its nude beaches frequented not just by nudists but also normal women from Western and Northern Europe, many of whom go naked.
Suzy is a school teacher and normally dresses conservatively. But on holiday I saw her wearing her Croatian bikini.
by luvly.nikki August 24, 2010
Get the Croatian bikini mug.The closest thing to Brazil you will find in Europe. And I say that based on:
- Hot chicks
- Soccer related activities as an important part of local economy (playing, supporting,...)
- Nice beaches
- Low prices
- Patriotism
- Unique language in region
- ...
- Hot chicks
- Soccer related activities as an important part of local economy (playing, supporting,...)
- Nice beaches
- Low prices
- Patriotism
- Unique language in region
- ...
Janet: Hey Jim, I haven't seen you in a while now... I heard you were fired. Wow! Where'd you got that suntan?
James: (smiling) ...
Janet: And who's that gorgeous girl with you?
James: (giggling) ...
Janet: Will you answer me mofo?!
James: Croatia!!!
James: (smiling) ...
Janet: And who's that gorgeous girl with you?
James: (giggling) ...
Janet: Will you answer me mofo?!
James: Croatia!!!
by blueskyscraper January 2, 2009
Get the Croatia mug.a variation on the missionary position. The naked, erect male roughly removes her underpants and lays her on the ground or bed; quickly with his hands he places the woman's legs over man's shoulders and mounts her without foreplay. This allows the deepest penetration of all. (The man is likely to find this very stimulating, and get some good orgasms, but he needs to be respectful and considerate of his partner's needs. She may just find vaginal thrusting too painful and stimulating, and need him to back off a little if he gets too excited.)
I had Croatian sex with Mary last night,it's a very satisfying position for both partners if they are flexible enough. This morning she complained with a smile that she was sore.
by Jake March 23, 2004
Get the Croatian sex mug.The Croatian Loofah is when you have a 'preferably' girl bent over fucking her doggy style. You pull out and cum all over her back, then use one of your dirty crusty white gym socks to wipe the cum all over her back; effectively exfoliating her skin
Oh man- I totally Croatian loofah'd this girl last night- smelled like pineapple and staph infection
by OrganizedAnarchy6969 August 8, 2016
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Get the Croaktation mug.Croatian girls ride cock like no other chicks in the world! If you find a girl who even has a tiny bit of Croatian in her, take her home!!!! She will give you the best night of your life! They are the sexiest girls in the world!
by INLOVEWITHCROATIANGIRLS!!!! May 31, 2009
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