critter special

When you are doing your girl from behind and spit on her back, thinking that you blew your load on her back. She turns around and you blow it right in her face for a lovely surprise.

When Cody was tired of going at it from behind, he pulled out the critter special.

by leebopeep November 26, 2020

lit-critter

A term of disparagement applied to a literary critic, implying the character traits of an overeducated shithead. Usually tarred with the postmodern brush as "pomo lit-critter".

"Dang! We are beset by lit-critters! Let loose toxic sarcasm!"

"Bill Clinton did his turn as a pomo lit-critter by testifying on the ambiguity of the word 'is'."

by Michael Zeleny December 19, 2006

Attic-Critter

An individual, archetype: Any college student lacking sufficient funds, who lives, eats, and sleeps in an upstairs attic (devil-laired like, coon infested attic), who turns into a domesticated lagoon creature. It could be any domestic creature really. Could be a fleshy, anthropoid-like, super, slippery, black haired salamander. The person could go into the attic in any shapes, races, or even sizes. Mexican, African American, Hiawatha, or even pauken. The individual then comes out as a live, breathing ATTIC CRITTER.

Look there! 'creak' 'creak' creak'.. 'turns corner'..attic-critter!

by yoyofromishtow September 1, 2009

Congress Critter

A generic term; used to inclusively refer to all members of Congress.

Have you written to your Congress Critters about the state of the economy lately?

by ACRScout February 1, 2010

Crown Critter

A person who supports the British Royal Family by trashing, making defamatory statements (often racially motivated) against Meghan Markle in an attempt to make the Royals look better. These people tend to lack high IQs, they often hide behind a private accounts and tend to be highly uneducated and unattractive. Their comments, videos, and posts are never related to the business of the British Royal Family but merely a smear campaign against the Duke & Duchess of Sussex. Finally, an individual who disregards the actions of Prince Andrew but has an unhealthy obsession with the Sussex’s.

What do you call someone who accepts Prince Andrew but has no regard for Duchess Meghan? A Crown Critter.

by InRoyalNews October 5, 2023

Cock Critter

An individual with the personality and characteristics of a genital crab.
One who is annoying and parasitic in nature.

"Check out my crazy cousin Bob. He lives with my grandparents, doesn't pay them rent, eats their food, and sleeps all of the time!"

by vballhunk May 31, 2005

crispy critter

When someone has gone to the tanning bed to a point when they are dark beyond any human recognition.

That tanning bed mama who toasted her child is one crispy critter.

by electricjam420 July 22, 2012