Crippled Snail

When you have sex with a quadriplegic woman, getting her all wet with ooze. Then proceed to grab her by the hair and drag her across the floor leaving a slimy trail.

“I showed her the ol crippled snail and realized, she’s light as a feather. So I whipped her around like a human mace”

by Franko0119 August 15, 2020

crippled simp

Giovanni

Yeah bro he’s all about her and he fell last night, he’s definitely a crippled simp.

by Katias98 March 7, 2022

Boner Crippled

Inability to walk due to a public erection

"Linda boner crippled me today in class, bro"
"Her ass was so fine"

by TheNippleAssassin May 24, 2016

crippled biscuit

simply when one's biscuit becomes broken and crippled.

lee: OMG my biscuit is broken ;(
phoebe: it's not broken, it's crippled !
lee: oh darn it, i now own a crippled biscuit.
phoebe: LOL!

by leetard. July 30, 2009

crippled

a crippled person is someone who have a physical or mental deficiency.

I'm emosionally crippled

by Fede August 3, 2005

Zean Cripplies

Person that is crippled by any means such as birth defect or accident.

Hey did you see that kid Zach?
Yeah, after that car crash he is totally Zean Cripplies.

by zenjamin April 29, 2008

crippled

1.When friends gather at tim/jordans to get really really high!

1.Awww man I'm so crippled.

by Ryan February 18, 2005