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Cream-Pie Worthy 

When a girl is so sexy in so many different ways, it makes you powerless to resist creampieing her.
Doug: "Hey man do you know that girl in my physics class?"
Travis: " The one with the huge tits, six pack, big ass, and sexy face?"
Doug: "Hell yea man she is defiantly Cream-Pie Worthy!"
Cream-Pie Worthy by PongMasterBaiter September 20, 2016

Cream Pie Child 

A person who's mother was impregnated during a pornographic film.
Little Bradley got online to wank one day, and then discovered who his father was. He knew then, he was a cream pie child.
Cream Pie Child by SUSUGAM October 23, 2005

cream pie blow back 

Were you cum in a girls vagina or booty and she farts blowing the load back at you
After having sex with Stacey she gave me a cream pie blow back

Cream pie for the straight guy 

When you finish inside your female partner than slide down and lick it out of her
I dropped a load in her and she asked for a cream pie for the straight guy and pushed my face between her thighs.

cream pie whisker 

A guy who fucks a girl - who's a total cum bag - and believes her multiple cream pie means he's already busted a nut or she's wet for him.
I don't believe you've done 'er! She's just fucked some dudes next block... Oh, man! You're a total Cream Pie Whisker!
cream pie whisker by smbello July 30, 2009

cream pie surprise 

when you un-expectedly jizz in a girls asshole, and then it leeks out.
or you whip it out of her ass real quick and unload a full clip in her face and give her a free facial that she was not prepared for
Jill: uhh!...the other day, dave gave me a cream pie surprise!