Blood Crafter

One of the best fortnite youtuber's alive. A truly great person, whose ass is sore from being shot so much.

Cool Kid: Hey did you see Blood Crafter's new youtube vid
Cool Kid 2: Yeah he got shot in the ass

by BigChungus69 January 16, 2019

Cramf

The action of Phil Lester fondling your neck.

I love a good cramf... But only in the morning.

by Grandphannie October 19, 2018

CRAFT

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

“Where did you go after we left the pub?”
“Dunno, CRAFT.”

by AKACroatalin January 10, 2016

Crawfishpussy

Girl with a vagina so smelly it lingers on your dick or fingers for days after.

Dude I sex with this girl 4 days ago and I still smell her pussy on my fingers. Reply Man: that bitch had CrawfishPussy!!!

by MrR3alityCHK July 24, 2011

Crafty chad

The crafty chad is attempting to put your penis into a girls arse hole repeatedly after she has warned you she doesn't want anal. The male will attempt this many times over untill the girl is enraged and will no longer engage with him in sexual conduct. In doing this you also cock block your friend who also trying to get laid for the first time with the girls friend.

Tom was furious he couldn't get laid because his friend was engaged in a game of crafty Chad

by Chewing on Chewbacca January 6, 2017

Michael Crawford

Only the MOST badass singer ever. Tends to give both straight and gay people of both genders orgasms. Very British. Very good looking in his younger years, still not all that bad.

Best known for being in a popular britcom called, "Some Mothers Do 'ave 'em" in which he played a neurotic slightly fruity character named Frank Spencer and also made insanely famous by playing The Phantom (or Erik, for the original book lovers.) in Andrew Lloyd Webber's "The Phantom of the Opera".

Generally not associated with anything outside Andrew Lloyd Webber now. Not widely known anymore. Height of career sometime in the 80's.

Has been in several plays as well including (but not limited to) the following: Phantom of the Opera, Woman in White, Charly, Barnum

Michael Crawford gives all the ladies joygasms.

by Ingenue September 29, 2005

Crafted

For one to have a feeling of utter and total retardation via intoxication or inebriation imposed by ones close friend or foe - with or without thier consent.
Verb: craft {“i will craft that crap out you!”}
Verb: crafting {“sup!?” “Yeah nah - bita crafting going on with turts”}
Adj: Crafted {“Oh mate- you look crafted AF!}

Fitty: (Laying on the sticky carpet floor)How the did I get this retarded tonight?
Turtle: You’ve been f@$king crafted , you dumb ass!!

by Furtley May 30, 2018