Crapple

A crapple is the result of a sliced apple being left out for an extended period of time. The crapple is characterized (but not limited to) a dark yellowish-brown inside.

After I sliced my apple I went and did a few chores only to come back and find it had become a crapple!

by MickSwaggger March 9, 2009

Crapplesauce

A more fashioned way of saying "crap".

"Holy crapplesauce! That was sweet!"

by The S October 24, 2003

crappetite

1. A desire to drop a fecalith deposit in a nearby toilet.
2. An insatiable craving to let fecal matter exit the body.
3. Wanting to take a dump.

I walked into the Porta-Potty and saw that the crap had crested the hole in which it sat, whence seeing it I lost my crappetite and proceeded to leave.

by Seth Anderson April 22, 2008

Crapple

A non-alcoholic drink made from 3 quarters cranberry and 1 quarter orange juice.
You fill the glass to an average level with cranberry, then you pour the orange juice, which will ist in the cranberry.
The 'Crapple' is oven mistaken for cranberry and apple juice but it is a misnomer

Bartender: What would you like to drink?
Customer: A Crapple, please.
Bartender: A cranberry and apple juice?
Customer: No a cranberry and orange juice.

by _._._spacekid_._._ February 19, 2018

Crapple Shittamon

Use of apple cinnamon aerosol after defecating produces a smell that is a combination of the two.

"Did you use the whole can? You smell like crapple shittamon."

by UnFocused1 January 23, 2008

Crapple

An apple that ranges from extremely disappointing to nearly inedible , and will likely make you have digestive problems.

Person1: Hey do you want one of these Red Delicous? Person2: No thanks man, last time I had one of those crapples with my mediocre free coffee, lets just say Montezuma had his revenge.

by StongBadDad September 24, 2018

Crapple

A shot of Crown Apple with a splash of cranberry.

Ay bitch we need 3 crapples.

by breezy929 May 17, 2016