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Crackwhore hours 

when your drunk and high asf and have nothing else to say you yell crackwhore hours and jump off a random object in hopes of hurting yourself
Chad: mike what are you doing

Mike: crackwhore hours "jumps and splits head open"

crackwhore runoff 

any type of fluid that streams freely from the loins of an unscrupulous woman whos hobbies include smoking cocain that has been cut with baking soda
don't let her in the car, she might leave a snail trail of crackwhore runoff
crackwhore runoff by David Scroggins February 23, 2009

Crackwhore Day 

A holiday for people with crackwhores for mothers or other close relatives. Crack becomes the religion of the mother, and thus they don't have any holiday traditions, such as Christmas or Hanukkah.
Celebrated on December 3rd, Crackwhore day is traditionally celebrated with the giving and receiving of various jigsaw puzzles.
Though it began as a celebration for relatives of crackwhores, any are welcome to celebrate this versatile holiday.
Hooray! I was given a Willy Wonka puzzle for Crackwhore Day! Thanks, buddy!
Crackwhore Day by Jessie Hurd December 15, 2008

crackwhore eyes 

A descriptive term for eye makeup, in particular black mascara and eyeliner that has been left on after a good night of partying and a few (or less) hours of sleep.
Dude, I'm ganna be a little late. I'm not leaving this house till i wash off these crackwhore eyes.

Crackwhore Kaila 

A girl who whores around to get crack ;D

Her name is Kaila, and if you don't like it then pack up your shit and find a foster home.

Why? Because that's the way it's going down.
Crackwhore Kaila is wearing a cat suit to the Halloween dance
"What are you supposed to be?"
"I'm a cat, DUH! *points to ears*"

Bisexual Brittany said "Clean it up Crackwhore" to Crackwhore Kaila
Crackwhore Kaila by BRITTY March 20, 2005

Crackwhore Crazy 

Derogotory term given to someone when they act or behave in a strange, unusual or out-of-charactor mannor.
"Oh my god, Becky just got some stranger to drive her to the store to buy beer. She's crackwhore crazy."
Crackwhore Crazy by TallBoy September 5, 2008