crackin a snort 

British slang for sharting your pants.

Oh buddy is over there crackin a snort
Don’t mind me, just crackin a snort

crackin a snort by ellothereluv April 14, 2020

crackin smoke 

Another way of saying smokin crack, as in u'z a dumb ass motherfucker; or you're a fucking crackhead.

WTF! U got back with that sasquatch lookin bitch?! Crackin smoke foo.
I like crackin smoke. bahahahahha!!!

crackin smoke by Evereal (Rob from Hawthorne CA) September 28, 2003

crackin up 

Laughing ya ass off, synonim to rolling on the floor laughing

-Yo check out the jokes in that mag!
-They're off the hook i'm already crackin up

crackin up by Muscu May 17, 2006

Crackin myself up 

Means when, you say a joke so funny that even you have to laugh, even if you are the only one. Though it's kinda lame laughing with yourself, but, you just cant help yourself :)

haha, knock knock, whos there? boo..boo who?
ohh dont cry its only a joke...HAHAHA

ohh i love crackin myself up

Crackin myself up by LBK:) June 24, 2009

crackin' sheila 

Australian slang for best girl or a girl who is sexy

"oh duuude, look at that crackin' sheila!!"

crackin' sheila by the one true crackin' sheila May 24, 2018

crackin' the clown 

getting drunk, cracking open a forty oz., getting your buzz on, getting goofy on alcohol.

"tonight we're crackin' the clown"
(from the Toe Head CD "New Disaster")

crackin' the clown by T.B. February 13, 2004

Crackin the pepper 

When a woman is giving felatio and has both hands on the shaft and twists them in oppisite directions while simutaneously moving them up and down. Just like using a fresh pepper grinder.

Wow!!! Look at the way she is crackin the pepper while giving me head.

Crackin the pepper by Sandman270578 December 11, 2010