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A courser is someone that is obese by choice, or basically loves eating. Reference to main course, side, and dessert.
Luke: John, you ever finished any courses?
John: Yeah, I've finished them.
Luke: Main, side and dessert don't count. You're such a courser.
John: Shut up ya bollox ya. (reference to Irish slang term)
Courser by Mr. Urban Writer November 17, 2024

Churfsterbating 

The action of masturbating (male) with the body of a beheaded chicken or duck, generally using the place where the head once was
“Bro he was totally churfsterbating over there with that beheaded duck”

Churfsterberterbating 

the action of masturbating (male) with the beheaded heads of both a chicken and a duck, inserting one’s, phallus into the bound necks while both heads of the poultry are positioned to be “biting down” on one’s testicles
My guy was churfsterberterbating over there man, biting and all

Butt Courters 

The international version of Butt Quarters played with a Euro coin or available foreign currency. One lodges the Euro between the cheeks and then walks over to a cup with the intention of dropping it in the cup. If one was not endowed with a butt capable of holding a Euro, using one's boobs is also acceptable, assuming the coin is held outside the shirt/dress/top by squeezing the chest together. The game can be played for laughs while watching each other try to drop the coin in a cup or set-up with two teams, baseball style, with separate cups for singles, doubles, triples, and home-runs.
Wow, that game of Butt Courters on the terrace last night got out of hand. Remember when someone dropped a cherry tomato??!?
Butt Courters by SLALB!!!! September 14, 2018

mrs courter 

a SLAYING QUEEN WHO IS CONFIDENT AND CAN SPRIKE A VOLLEYBALL AND KILL YOU 🥳
She don’t like dribbling but she can yElLLLL like a Dino. Her name is mrs courter the dinosaur
Friend 1: “Hi mrs courter, how’s ur day??”

Mrs courter: *slams a basketball down ur throat.”

Friend 1: she’s giving ☠️😵
mrs courter by urfavrat December 26, 2022

Of Courser 

An "Of Courser" is someone you know who consistently follows everyone else in your social circle on social media but not you, possibly out of animosity or out of spite. "Of Courser" is derived from the term "Of Course", from the response they'd have to literally anyone else adding them on Instagram or Facebook except for you, for some weird reason.

Most “Of Coursers” will never tell you what you’re doing wrong, but rather leave you scratching your head as you watch them welcome literally everyone else except for you with open arms.
"God, he is such an Of Courser! He follows ten of my coworkers, but denied my Instagram follow request! He must think there’s something seriously wrong with me.”
Of Courser by R. “Weise” Guy February 20, 2025