Face only a mother could love

Someone horrendously ugly. Only a mother would love them or ( maybe not ). They're that ugly.

Salvatore Vitale has a face only a mother could love.

by sjjs2 March 1, 2009

i could care less

an expression that idiots use when they don't care about something or have no interest in something. what they really mean is "i couldn't care less"

john: this video game is so good. i could play it forever
jim: i could care less. i hate video games.
john: wait, so you could care less.... that means that you care somewhat. you mean "i couldn't care less"?
jim: what? no. i don't give a shit about your dumb video game.
john: you're a fucking retard.

by zach the sach July 31, 2008

could care less

used by confused individuals with a poor grasp of written english.

person1:"i could care less"
person2:"my brain isn't melting"

by skunky December 26, 2004

adam colton

The god/ Tony Hawk of Longboarding

Holy shit look at Adam Colton do work!!!

by Drumsrsweet413 June 18, 2008

Could You Please

This isn't your normal everyday could you please, the way it is ment o be said is in a harsh manner, this is because it means stop it. Sorry this definition sucks, I am busy gherkin it.

Tina: Tyler! Get your hands out of your pants!
Sadex: Tina, could you please.

by Tyler Sadex May 26, 2004

Colt Feet

The more correct saying and terminology for “cold feet.” It means to be nervous or anxious about something. It makes more sense than “cold feet” because when a baby horse stands for the first time they act nervous and stumble around for a while. And in reality you have or get cold feet, all you need to do is put on damn socks.

The Ranch (on Netflix): Season 2: Episode 1: 5:53
Rooster and Colt talking about Abby having colt feet.

by daisyduke2021 January 2, 2022

I could put a fist through that

A phrase used to agree with someone, say something is cool, or say a girl is attractive.

Hey dude wanna go boarding this weekend?

Reply: Yea I could put a fist through that.

Bro what do you think of the girl in the booth behind me.
Reply: Yea the blond one I could put a fist through that.

by endlessrunnershigh February 1, 2010