Cooties

A disease that MEN/ BOYS have.
girl: " don't play with that boy, he has COOTIES ! "
by Shmoozums January 06, 2006
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All boys have cooties! The gross contagous germs of a person you get when you become more than friends!!
My beautiful men--kyle, connor, tim, matt, ty, tim, robert and all my homies have cooties!!
by Little miss outgoing! November 13, 2007
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cootie

Dirty and smelly, unwashed and scruffy
That girl with the greasy hair looks really cootie

This word was passed on to me by a friend who lived in Essex, England and is used in that area.
by micromollusc July 08, 2005
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Cooties

Cooties is a word invented by soldiers in WW II to refer to Crabs and infectious germs that cause veneral diseases that many soldiers contracted overseas. Kids in the 1950s picked up the word from their soldier fathers and applied it to anything distasteful. When a kid was touched by the bad cootie generator (another kid) the cooties would be transferred immediately and the person doing the touching would be instantly cured.
Cooties models were produced in the 50s having bodies that looked like ants with strategically placed holes to snap on legs, antennae, eyes etc. The models had a short run and disappeared soon after their introduction.
by Juridicus August 28, 2017
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Cooties

Retarded bullshit that 11 and under boys believe that girls have.
"a girl wants too beat me up, what do i do"
"Heh...53><0r her face"
"what? thats gross girls have cooties"
"UNDERAGE USER!"
by dj gs68 July 07, 2003
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Cooties

A funny one... Actually
If you are unwanted by someone who you wish to know or make friendship with (girls mostly), they say you got cooties.

In the film Problem Child, at a girls party the central character Junior
is humiliated by friends of the girl when he gets curious to know what presents the girl got. On among the girl's friends says "He's got Cooties".
by Revhead July 31, 2003
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Cooties

n. pl. Slang. Lice. Girls got them dude.
by Zach Moore March 31, 2005
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